PAMPLONA, Spain � Nine thrill-seeking runners were injured, three by goring, in a dangerous last running of the bulls at Spain's San Fermin festival, officials said Wednesday. It was the bloodiest run of this year's festival.
Vancouver is going to have one next year. Only, since this is no-fun city, we're going to use kittens. With cops standing by ready to Taser any kitten that looks threatening.
I guess you in North Van haven't heard, but we've had the running of the pussies in Vancouver for many years. And we don't need no stinkin tasers. Getting trampled is actually part of the fun, and the chance of getting gored is nil.