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Title: Nine injured, 3 by goring, in running of the bulls
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-07-15 00:28:46

[GreenTiger]

This seams like a particulary brainess activity.

[Zipperfish]

Completely brainless. That's what's awesome.

[andyt]

The Spanish are such pussies with their swords and toreadors etc. Do like the Minoans did - do gymnastics on the bulls' backs.

[Zipperfish]

Vancouver is going to have one next year. Only, since this is no-fun city, we're going to use kittens. With cops standing by ready to Taser any kitten that looks threatening.

[andyt]

I guess you in North Van haven't heard, but we've had the running of the pussies in Vancouver for many years. And we don't need no stinkin tasers. Getting trampled is actually part of the fun, and the chance of getting gored is nil.