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 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: How is your weather today????

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:13 am 

Replies: 7533
Views: 92417


Sunny and warm in Yellowknife. 8C, no wind. Looks like a fishing day!

 Forum: General Jibber Jabber   Topic: How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse?

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:25 pm 

Replies: 18
Views: 257


406! I make zombies my BIATCH!

 Forum: Announcements   Topic: WHOLLY SHIT...IT'S CHOPPER

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:16 am 

Replies: 21
Views: 1042


Thanks Boys and Girls...and for Pen, especially the boys :)

It's good to be back! Trevor, it's good to see you still running a quality outfit here Brother!

What ever happened to the old crew? Figfarmer, Donnie Brascoe, et all?

Oh and Brenda...I like the way you think :rock:

 Forum: Introductions   Topic: Howdy from Yellowknife

 Post subject: Re: Howdy from Yellowknife
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 7:05 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 413


It is so nice to see old faces again :) Or whatever passes as a face on the internets I guess :D

I was talking to Pen the other day and that's what got me thinking about this site! Is Trevor still the Owner / Operator?

 Forum: Introductions   Topic: Howdy from Yellowknife

 Post subject: Howdy from Yellowknife
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 1:39 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 413


Hey all. I've been a member here for a long long time, but was on a hiatus for the past several years. I'm a proud serving member of the Canadian Armed Forces, currently posted to Yellowknife, NT, previously of Edmonton, Wainwright and Cold Lake AB. Hopefully some of my old Buds are still kicking ar...

 Forum: Current Events   Topic: Doug "Red Eye" Benson's Edmonton show Cancelled.

 Post subject: Re: Doug
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:11 am 

Replies: 13
Views: 354


Although I agree their comedy borders on pedestrian, they really didn't say anything truly offensive. Among other things, they made fun of Andrew Leslie's name, Mounties' red jackets and horses, the Canadian Military, and the fact we are taking an "operational pause". It was poorly timed f...

 Forum: Federal Elections   Topic: If I was Prime Minister I would...

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:47 am 

Replies: 16
Views: 295


You're gonna need a Skinner Zig...taking applications??? I'm In!!!

Oh...If I was PM...I would lower the cost of hunting licenses, and make it mandatory for all convenience store employees to be heavily, heavily armed at all times.

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:19 pm 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


Pen was sexually frustrated and had tried to get Mario sexually stimulated but nothing seemed to work. He tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck. So one day he asked his friend what he should do... "It's really annoying me now! He's just not up for it. He's always out down the pub wi...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:11 pm 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


PENATRATOR PENATRATOR:
Chopper says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"


eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

offside

offside

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:09 pm 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


[moon] [but]
We called him Pen, and he joined the circus as the worlds only bum-baby to have survived delivery.

ROTFL

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:44 am 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


Did you hear about Mario faking an orgasm????

He spit on Pen's neck.

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:38 am 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


Are there any other kinds??? XD

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:30 am 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


Mario and Pen go in for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the Pen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. He went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, fe...

 Forum: Canada Kicks Ass & Canadian Culture   Topic: So... What is the BEST Canadian Beer???

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:07 am 

Replies: 120
Views: 6686


Molson's Old Style Pilsner. It's the Champagne of Beers!!! Copied from the site: PILSNER is the beer that sparks pride in the down to earth values that endure in Western Canada. The beer has been brewed in the West since 1926 and has an extremely loyal following. PILSNER remains true to its Western ...

 Forum: Jokes & Humour   Topic: Hey Chopper

 Post subject: Re: Hey Chopper
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:18 pm 

Replies: 113
Views: 3806


Mario has been in the Air Farce for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Northern Ontario to be as far away from humanity as possible. Mario sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet. After...
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