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Colo. man on horse ticketed for riding while drunk
Funny | 207318 hits | 9:23 AM on Saturday | posted by Hyack
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ARVADA, Colo. - A man in a cowboy hat who rode a horse through a Denver suburb has been cited for riding an animal under the influence
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20762
Link Related to Canada in some say Todays Vancouver Political cartoon
Funny | 207622 hits | 6:01 PM on Thursday | posted by ridenrain
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Warning.. may cause hurt feelings..
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20897
Link Related to Canada in some say you won't go very fast with that naked model round your Necker!
Funny | 208972 hits | 1:02 PM on Sunday | posted by mtbr
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With his eyes fixed firmly in front, kite surfer Sir Richard Branson seems not to have noticed that he has a naked girl clinging to his back.
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20710
NASA names treadmill after Colbert
Funny | 207094 hits | 10:55 AM on Wednesday | posted by snookums
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One small step for NASA, one giant running leap for Stephen Colbert.
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20719
Link Related to Canada in some say Calgary's Red Mile braces for mayhem
Funny | 207193 hits | 8:47 AM on Monday | posted by mtbr
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Members of the community and officials with the business revitalization zone met Thursday with police to dis-cuss the force's plan for dealing with Stanley Cup celebrations, said Ald. John Mar, whose ward includes 17th Avenue S.W.
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20999
Woman's 'tofu' licence plate curdles in Colorado
Funny | 209992 hits | 10:08 AM on Thursday | posted by bootlegga
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One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's licence plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU."
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20742
Come On, Lighten Up, I'm Just Being A Total Asshole - Opinion
Funny | 207425 hits | 11:32 AM on Thursday | posted by romanP
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Talk about not having a sense of humor. These days you can't even sit down, rudely interrupt someone's conversation, insult them directly to their face, and then act like a complete and utter asshole without people getting super offended by it. It's like,
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20851
Link Related to Canada in some say Snow fort called a fire hazard
Funny | 208507 hits | 9:46 AM on Saturday | posted by ridenrain
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A tenant in a Regina condo has been forced to demolish a snow fort he built in his back yard after a property management company told him they thought it posed a safety risk.
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20719
Link Related to Canada in some say Comedian crashes McGuinty scrum
Funny | 207193 hits | 8:49 AM on Wednesday | posted by mtbr
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In character as Single Girl from the CBC show This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Ms. Hall was attempting to poke fun at Mr. McGuinty's new rule requiring reporters to stand five feet back when they question him.
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20764
Florida woman calls 911 over McNuggets
Funny | 207644 hits | 10:40 PM on Tuesday | posted by Hyack
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FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.
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20729
Art of playing nice
Funny | 207285 hits | 10:57 AM on Tuesday | posted by hurley_108
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When 13-year-old Evan Spencer wanted to play the ultraviolent video game Call of Duty, his parents gave him the green light, on one condition: He had to follow the Geneva Conventions.
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20985
Link Related to Canada in some say 50 short listed for Australia's 'best job'
Funny | 209846 hits | 9:05 AM on Tuesday | posted by bootlegga
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From a Canadian who staged a musical on a snowy city street to an Australian who showed off his best asset in a thong, 50 lucky people are now on a short list to become caretaker of a tropical Australian island - dubbed the "Best Job in the World."
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Link Related to Canada in some say
Funny | 207650 hits | 9:05 AM on Saturday | posted by mtbr
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The photos started appearing in people�s e-mail Thursday. A total of 18 different photos were emailed to city councillors, firefighters, and prominent residents as well as to the media. The first in the series of photos show the unknown woman posing top
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Link Related to Canada in some say Suspected B.C. car thief targets wrong truck and wrong owner
Funny | 207437 hits | 8:41 PM on Friday | posted by Hyack
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VERNON, B.C. - Members of the Vernon RCMP detachment in British Columbia's North Okanagan are used to seeing crooks hauled through their doors
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20708
Whiners or satirists? Blog charts woes of dating Wall St bankers
Funny | 207084 hits | 2:06 PM on Monday | posted by bootlegga
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Their clothing allowance has been halved, they've had to fire their personal trainers and their sex lives have tanked. They're the once-pampered -- now highly disgruntled -- women partners of U.S. bankers and they're speaking out about how the financial m
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Link Related to Canada in some say Canadian fans await their American idol
Funny | 208658 hits | 8:10 PM on Friday | posted by mtbr
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"For all of us, this is really big," he said. "A guy e-mailed me yesterday to say 'I already booked a hotel. I can't wait to see him.' And I have another person from Ottawa saying, 'If you need people to stay, let me know, I can offer my house.' "
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20718
New Zealand inmate stroll stopped by pole
Funny | 207178 hits | 10:23 AM on Friday | posted by snookums
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It was less than a Great Escape. Two New Zealand prisoners who were handcuffed together as they fled a courthouse foiled their own getaway when they ran to opposite sides of a light pole, slammed into each other and fell to the ground
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Link Related to Canada in some say NDP launches anti-Ignatieff blitz
Funny | 207219 hits | 10:10 AM on Thursday | posted by hurley_108
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OTTAWA � New Democrats have produced a series of scathing radio ads lambasting the Liberals for propping up Stephen Harper's minority Conservative government.
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20739
Study: Alcohol increase sexual performance?
Funny | 207386 hits | 9:15 AM on Wednesday | posted by bootlegga
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20747
No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else
Funny | 207471 hits | 9:26 AM on Monday | posted by snookums
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CRAPSTONE, England � When ordering things by telephone, Stewart Pearce tends to take a proactive approach to the inevitable question �What is your address?�
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Link Related to Canada in some say Naked man flees from flaming tanning bed in Regina
Funny | 207641 hits | 1:22 PM on Monday | posted by Robair
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Viles was inside a tanning bed when he heard a pop, smelled smoke and found himself locked into the tanning bed. He narrowly escaped serious injury by kicking out a stereo and crawling out the back of the apparatus.
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20715
My kid could paint that: toddler's art on show
Funny | 207153 hits | 6:27 AM on Monday | posted by commanderkai
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Link Related to Canada in some say In January, Halifax recommends no swimming in harbour
Funny | 207103 hits | 4:33 AM on Thursday | posted by Eisensapper
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Link Related to Canada in some say 10 years later, Mel Lastman proud he called in army
Funny | 207139 hits | 8:18 PM on Sunday | posted by SigPig
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As Environment Canada predicts more snow this week and temperatures plunging to -22C, Mel Lastman is warmly recalling his decision 10 years ago to call in the military to fight a snowstorm.
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20871
Link Related to Canada in some say Brenda Martin wants to go back to Mexico
Funny | 208720 hits | 7:03 AM on Wednesday | posted by mtbr
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"I could say right now that if the Mexican government was to give me a pardon, I would go back," Brenda Martin wrote in an article titled I Languished in a Mexican Prison, published online at the social media website Orato.
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20737
The 12 day of Obama
Funny | 207375 hits | 1:51 PM on Thursday | posted by ridenrain
96 Comment
Humor for the hollidays.
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20727
Utah store has bone to pick with shoplifting dog, still at large
Funny | 207282 hits | 10:31 AM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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MURRAY, Utah - A thief remains at large after pulling off a daring heist - in the pet food aisle
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20713
Sock and awe: Bush-bashing becomes an online sensation
Funny | 207132 hits | 10:49 PM on Wednesday | posted by Hyack
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DUBAI � A shoe-throwing incident at an Iraqi news conference with George W. Bush has inspired a spate of Internet games where the players hurl footwear at moving targets of the U.S. president.
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20702
Chains of love broken with help of police in Michigan
Funny | 207020 hits | 7:52 AM on Thursday | posted by snookums
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If you love something, set it free.
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20748
Enviro-weenies confuse beavers for chainsaws
Funny | 207483 hits | 7:17 AM on Wednesday | posted by ridenrain
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GREEN campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve � only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.
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20843
Link Related to Canada in some say How the Chretien couls steal power
Funny | 208417 hits | 9:22 AM on Saturday | posted by ridenrain
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A cartoon for the hollidays
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20992
Aussie mayor wins sexist 'award' for inviting ugly women to town
Funny | 209909 hits | 9:22 AM on Monday | posted by bootlegga
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An Australian mayor who invited ugly women to move to his outback mining town, saying even they would find a man there, has won the top "award" for the most sexist public comment of the year. Mayor John Moloney of remote Mount Isa was chosen by the vol
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Link Related to Canada in some say Somali Pirates make offer for Citigroup
Funny | 207197 hits | 10:21 AM on Friday | posted by DrCaleb
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By Andreas Hippin November 20 (Bloomberg) -- The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup. The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing
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Link Related to Canada in some say Canadian election was 'so meh,' dictionary says
Funny | 207137 hits | 8:40 AM on Monday | posted by WDHIII
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LONDON -- Are Canadian elections boring? Well, according to the folks in Britain who put out the Collins English Dictionary, it seems our elections practically define the term.
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20724
Americans O-ddicted to Obama
Funny | 207226 hits | 8:20 AM on Tuesday | posted by VanCityHawk
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As the Presidential election approaches the finish line, millions of Americans are starting to feel the effects of �Obama Overload.� Not since the boy-band era of the early 1990�s has one entity produced so much merchandise.
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Link Related to Canada in some say High Energy Mullets..and hockey
Funny | 207188 hits | 4:05 PM on Friday | posted by nanza
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funny about Canada Day at a San Diego Gulls Game GO GULLS GO GULLS!!!!
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Link Related to Canada in some say Blood is thicker in Canada
Funny | 207361 hits | 4:03 PM on Friday | posted by nanza
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an open letter to a BF...funny as H E Double Hockey sticks
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Link Related to Canada in some say Halloween dream..a funny editorial from the San diego Reader
Funny | 207214 hits | 3:47 PM on Friday | posted by nanza
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everyone has their own idea and experienes with this special Autumn holiday..here's one from the San Diego Reader
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20773
Link Related to Canada in some say Halloween democrat cartoon
Funny | 207715 hits | 11:27 AM on Sunday | posted by ridenrain
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Very scary kids.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Man Joins 14,000 Hockey Pools
Funny | 207450 hits | 10:47 AM on Friday | posted by karmstrong
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For most Canadians, joining 2-3 fantasy hockey pools is enough to occupy their minds during the long cold winter. For an Ontario man, joining 14,000 pools is barely getting started.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Spin That Sign..Only Jugglers need apply
Funny | 207359 hits | 9:51 AM on Sunday | posted by nanza
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The San Diego Reader started out as a bohemian 3 page..and is now the first largest alternative paper in SD...funny ..smart ..irreverent..here some funny Sunday faire from due South
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Link Related to Canada in some say Delicious Pineapple Squirrels Face Extinction Experts Warn
Funny | 207751 hits | 11:03 AM on Thursday | posted by karmstrong
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Extreme tastiness, ferocious cocktails and urban drunkenness could make the rare pineapple squirrels extinct within four years environmentalists are warning.
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20737
Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen
Funny | 207355 hits | 9:26 AM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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Paris Hilton continues online presidential campaign
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Link Related to Canada in some say Cat Born with Small Face Just Wants to be Loved, Pet
Funny | 209031 hits | 3:35 PM on Tuesday | posted by karmstrong
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Samson the white short-haired cat was destined to have a difficult life after being born with a face too small for his body.
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Man nabbed for skinny dipping in moat that rings the Imperial Palace in Tokyo
Funny | 207337 hits | 9:46 AM on Tuesday | posted by Hyack
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TOKYO - Police have apprehended a westerner who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in Tokyo
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Link Related to Canada in some say Iginla Diagnosed With Smile-itis
Funny | 207406 hits | 8:04 AM on Monday | posted by VanCityHawk
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The captain of the Calgary Flames, Jarome Iginla, announced today that he has been diagnosed with smile-itis.
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Link Related to Canada in some say First Vancouver Olympic Ticket Scam
Funny | 207220 hits | 10:47 AM on Saturday | posted by VanCityHawk
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Angus Nedry, a 45 year old resident of Vancouver, has the dubious distinction of the being the first to fall for a Vancouver 2010 Olympics ticket scam.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mother plans to screen lotto winner's girlfriends
Funny | 207352 hits | 9:32 AM on Saturday | posted by WDHIII
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The mother of a single 28-year-old Guelph, Ont., man who just won a $35.3M jackpot says she plans on screening any potential dates first.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Dick Sexsmith Tired of Being Labeled a Porn Star
Funny | 207659 hits | 3:20 PM on Thursday | posted by karmstrong
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Local Vancouver firefighter Richard Sexsmith is sick and tired of being labeled a porn star by his friends, colleagues and everyone in the service industry. Being a firefighter hasn�t helped things.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Mercer Report: Election kids
Funny | 207454 hits | 8:04 PM on Tuesday | posted by ridenrain
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Just funny.

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