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The English world cup squad stinks .... literally!
Funny | 207270 hits | 7:14 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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A bizarre incident at the team�s hotel in Sun City saw the team�s entire kit of jersey, shorts, socks and sweat suits covered in a disgusting mess after a sewage drain overflowed and flooded the storage room where the uniforms were being kept.
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20760
Mail-eating dog glues own jaws shut
Funny | 207593 hits | 9:44 AM on Wednesday | posted by Strutz
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A Jack Russell named Toby had to be sedated by a vet and have his teeth cleaned when his jaws were glued together after he chewed an envelope from his owners' mail.
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20791
Link Related to Canada in some say Stranded man chops down power poles to get rescued
Funny | 207904 hits | 9:05 PM on Tuesday | posted by wildrosegirl
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SaskPower spokesman James Parker isn't sure what survival equipment the stranded man had with him in northern Saskatchewan last week -- except, of course, for his axe.
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20829
Link Related to Canada in some say Halifax mayor tries to take bullet through airport
Funny | 208278 hits | 9:34 AM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Halifax Mayor Peter Kelly says he has talked to police and apologized for trying to board a flight to Toronto with a bullet in a bag he was carrying.
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20872
2,000-calorie milkshake tops list of worst drinks
Funny | 208719 hits | 6:46 AM on Friday | posted by QBall
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A milkshake containing 2,010 calories -- equivalent to eating 68 strips of bacon or 30 chocolate chip cookies -- has topped a list of the 20 worst drinks in America compiled by Men's Health magazine.
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20732
Link Related to Canada in some say
Funny | 207323 hits | 9:33 AM on Monday | posted by stokes
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Some moments are lived backwards. The great ones run through your mind like a favourite movie. Then there are the other kind, where you try to roll back the clock � like the afternoon my teenage son launched a brand new Porsche Turbo through our garage do
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20779
Spider bites tourist below the belt
Funny | 207789 hits | 9:12 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
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A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain after he went for a nude swim and nap and was apparently bitten by a katipo spider.
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20721
Link Related to Canada in some say Amorous Aussie roo has outback residents hopping
Funny | 207213 hits | 12:40 PM on Friday | posted by andyt
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20741
Link Related to Canada in some say Candles Offer A Whiff Of White Castle's Burgers
Funny | 207422 hits | 4:41 PM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
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Fans of White Castle's oniony hamburgers have a new way to indulge without any calorie guilt: a scented candle infused with the burgers' aroma.
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20735
Police in Indonesia barred from penis enlargement
Funny | 207351 hits | 12:32 PM on Friday | posted by andyt
2 Comment
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20743
VIDEO: Girl makes prom dress out of gum wrappers
Funny | 207430 hits | 10:53 AM on Wednesday | posted by MissinCanada
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She also made a vest for her date out of gum wrappers.
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20758
Iceland Laughs as World Says 'Eyjafjallajokull'
Funny | 207570 hits | 1:03 PM on Sunday | posted by Scape
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Icelanders are amused at outsiders' attempts to pronounce the name of their "Eyjafjallajokull" glacier, the one causing all the travel misery in Europe. The video in the gallery, doing well on BuzzFeed, thanks reporters for giving the nation "a good laugh
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20744
Link Related to Canada in some say
Funny | 207435 hits | 9:50 AM on Saturday | posted by kitty
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Do not mock the bald. God will curse you for it.
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20724
Owl afraid of heights.
Funny | 207238 hits | 7:09 AM on Thursday | posted by DerbyX
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Troy the tawny was reared by bird experts after his mum abandoned him when he was a chick. Falconer Gareth Tonen, 25 - who can hand-feed the tame owl - tries to help him take off... but Troy's just too-woo scared
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20718
Ferrets key to bridging the digital divide between cities and rural areas
Funny | 207191 hits | 6:49 AM on Friday | posted by DerbyX
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Specially trained ferrets are being used to deliver broadband to rural areas following groundbreaking techniques used by an internet provider.
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20706
David Beckham assistant manager for Australia?: April Fool's joke to most, but not all
Funny | 207047 hits | 2:17 PM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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SYDNEY, Australia - David Beckham an assistant manager for Australia at football's World Cup? It turned out to be just an April Fool's joke that tricked a few people for a while.
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20706
Link Related to Canada in some say April Fool's gag headline 'ousts' Quebec premier
Funny | 207063 hits | 1:55 PM on Thursday | posted by Hyack
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A Montreal blogger pulled some shenanigans on Thursday, reproducing the front page of a popular newspaper website to publish fake headlines, including one that announced the Quebec premier's resignation.
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20733
Dog is sentenced after eating police car
Funny | 207323 hits | 8:38 AM on Friday | posted by kitty
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A pit bull mix in Tennessee has been sentenced to obedience training after his dogged attack on a local police car.
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20724
Link Related to Canada in some say Right-wing U.S. firebrand Ann Coulter will file grievance with rights panel
Funny | 207245 hits | 9:13 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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Inflammatory right-wing pundit Ann Coulter took aim at a University of Ottawa administrator Monday night, saying an e-mail from the school warning her to use �restraint, respect and consideration� when addressing Ontario students during a speaking tour th
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20768
Mans best friend swallows girls best friend.
Funny | 207671 hits | 3:37 AM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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A golden retriever swallowed a three-carat diamond inside a Rockville, Md., jewelry store, taking a $20,000 bite out of the business' inventory.
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20751
Dutch nurses union campaigns for no sex with patients as health care.
Funny | 207505 hits | 7:38 AM on Friday | posted by DerbyX
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A Dutch nurses� union is making a statement that health care does not include sexual services as demanded by some patients.
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20719
Midnight knitter on the loose
Funny | 207191 hits | 9:24 AM on Thursday | posted by Strutz
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Midnight knitter spinning nocturnal yarn over US shore town, putting sweaters in trees
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Funny | 207151 hits | 3:29 PM on Wednesday | posted by Dillon
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"If you�re one of those types who likes to collect your favourite television characters in� um� doll form (hey, I�m not judging), Mattel will be releasing four Robert Best-designed Mad Men figures to satisfy your cravings for� um� dolls."
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20729
Link Related to Canada in some say Air Canada learns that hockey trumps flying
Funny | 207290 hits | 9:12 AM on Wednesday | posted by WDHIII
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VANCOUVER -- Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey, the head of Air Canada said on Tuesday.
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20715
FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
Funny | 207147 hits | 6:39 AM on Tuesday | posted by commanderkai
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As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.
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20713
Link Related to Canada in some say What if Canada flushed at the same time?
Funny | 207133 hits | 6:18 AM on Tuesday | posted by DerbyX
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Water consumption in Edmonton during Olympic gold medal game.
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20718
Godzilla and Haiku: A Match Made in Heaven
Funny | 207171 hits | 8:37 PM on Monday | posted by Dillon
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Godzilla Haiku is taking over the Internet. Find out more about the viral awesomeness of this new meme from the creator himself.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Heavy Rain VG glitch: Fully nude playable character. (NSFW)
Funny | 213562 hits | 11:19 AM on Friday | posted by DerbyX
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Reader kuroner says that while playing Heavy Rain the other day, he stumbled on a little glitch. One that leaves one of the game's stars, Madison Page, completely naked. (spoiler alert also)
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20711
Link Related to Canada in some say What to do if a Canada goose attacks, and other advice for Games visitors
Funny | 207105 hits | 1:21 PM on Friday | posted by bootlegga
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Do you know your eh's from your a's, and your zee's from your zed's? Do you know what to do if a Canada goose attacks? If the answer is no, then you are obviously not a real Canadian, but fear not. Canada Place, a waterfront convention centre that i
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20738
Marijuana use by seniors goes up as boomers age
Funny | 207368 hits | 4:56 PM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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In her 88 years, Florence Siegel has learned how to relax: A glass of red wine. A crisp copy of The New York Times, if she can wrest it from her husband. Some classical music, preferably Bach. And every night like clockwork, she lifts a pipe to her lips a
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20748
Link Related to Canada in some say Canadian troops show up U.S. comrades in Afghan ball-hockey game
Funny | 207480 hits | 7:20 AM on Monday | posted by wildrosegirl
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"Half of our team is in Iraq" was one of the good-natured excuses offered by U.S. troops to explain Canada�s 16-2 victory over the United States in a ball-hockey game Sunday.
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20718
Link Related to Canada in some say Paul Telner - Canada's Future Great Comedian
Funny | 207175 hits | 12:04 PM on Wednesday | posted by Dillon
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An interview with Paul Telner, a growing comedian both online and on TV. He's got a new project starting up tomorrow, find out about it here.
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20771
Link Related to Canada in some say Onion ring beats Harper on Facebook
Funny | 207696 hits | 9:20 AM on Tuesday | posted by WDHIII
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Prime Minister Stephen Harper has new competition in the form of an onion ring and the onion ring is so far the hands-down winner.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Colbert helps diversify 'Canada's History'
Funny | 207461 hits | 8:40 AM on Saturday | posted by WDHIII
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Thanks to Stephen Colbert, Canada�s History has never been so diverse.
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UK employers can't discriminate "reliable" workers from "unreliable" one.
Funny | 207800 hits | 7:19 AM on Wednesday | posted by DerbyX
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When it comes to hiring staff, there are plenty of legal pitfalls employers need to watch out for these days. So recruitment agency boss Nicole Mamo was especially careful to ensure her advert for hospital workers did not offend on grounds of race, age o
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20738
Police come to the rescue of 150 stolen ferrets in Mexico City
Funny | 207366 hits | 7:41 AM on Saturday | posted by DerbyX
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Police in Mexico City have rescued 150 ferrets from armed robbers after a high speed chase.
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20732
British bobbies reprimanded for sledding downhill on their riot shields
Funny | 207285 hits | 11:46 AM on Thursday | posted by Strutz
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LONDON - Some British bobbies have been reprimanded after they used their riot shields as makeshift sleds during the country's cold snap.
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20812
Roxxxy the sex robot makes her world debut
Funny | 208095 hits | 4:52 PM on Sunday | posted by bootlegga
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Billed as a world first, Roxxxy the sex robot made here debut in front of adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. The life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic
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20729
DC cops can arrest women for carrying more than 2 condoms.
Funny | 207290 hits | 7:46 AM on Saturday | posted by DerbyX
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AC/DC clash with animal rights activists
Funny | 208322 hits | 8:35 PM on Saturday | posted by gigs
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AUSSIE rockers AC/DC could have to cancel a sold-out concert because their big sound poses a danger to rare birds.
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20735
US man finds apartment filled with Christmas gifts, but packages aren't what they seem
Funny | 207343 hits | 6:52 PM on Saturday | posted by bootlegga
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A Chicago man could be unwrapping the hundreds of Christmas gifts spread around his apartment for days, even weeks. Trouble is, they aren't really presents. They're his own belongings meticulously wrapped by friends as a prank while he was out of town.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Bylaw to stop dogs from chasing squirrels, seagulls
Funny | 207330 hits | 5:39 PM on Saturday | posted by DerbyX
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Sechelt dogs that "without provocation" chase any animal � be it a rat, squirrel, seagull, bear or cougar � would violate a dog licensing and control amendment bylaw that passed three readings at the Dec. 16 council meeting.
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Link Related to Canada in some say Man is banned from filing lawsuits
Funny | 207461 hits | 6:57 PM on Wednesday | posted by ridenrain
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A Nanaimo man who has tried several times to sue the RCMP and various businesses, alleging they have been interfering with his brain, has been told that he can no longer file such lawsuits.
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20727
Porn king says his nephews' smut gives his own empire a bad name
Funny | 207273 hits | 7:12 AM on Friday | posted by bootlegga
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When it comes to peddling porn, Larry Flynt wants you to know his videos of people having sex are a cut above other smut on the rack. So when a pair of nephews Flynt personally groomed for the porn business decided to launch their own company last year
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Link Related to Canada in some say Palin tells Marg Delahunty Canada should 'dismantle' public health-care system
Funny | 207501 hits | 10:25 PM on Tuesday | posted by bootlegga
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Marg Delahunty has braved the wilds of the American Midwest to come face-to-face with Sarah Palin.
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2009-Turnip Prize for bad art
Funny | 206967 hits | 11:58 AM on Sunday | posted by ridenrain
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In what the organisers have described as "an insignificant development" pieces entitled Wallace and Vomit and Knickerless cage have been submitted.
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20869
Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her
Funny | 208686 hits | 6:33 AM on Monday | posted by DerbyX
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A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.
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20851
Link Related to Canada in some say United loses bags of broken-guitar singer
Funny | 208506 hits | 12:29 PM on Thursday | posted by Robair
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After famously breaking his guitar, United Airlines has managed to cause further trouble for David Carroll by losing his luggage
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20781
Scientists discover that bats practice oral sex
Funny | 207813 hits | 9:18 PM on Wednesday | posted by DerbyX
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The short-nosed fruit bat Cynopterus sphinx is the first bat species to have been observed engaging in oral sex.
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20712
Link Related to Canada in some say Balloon boy hoax inspires Halloween costume
Funny | 207116 hits | 9:55 AM on Friday | posted by bootlegga
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A Saskatoon manufacturing company is soaring with orders for a balloon-boy costume kit, taking a quirky news phenomenon to new heights for Halloween. Plantraco Microflight, a maker of remote-controlled airplanes and blimps, is offering the kits for $1

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