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The English world cup squad stinks .... literally!
A bizarre incident at the team�s hotel in Sun City saw the team�s entire kit of jersey, shorts, socks and sweat suits covered in a disgusting mess after a sewage drain overflowed and flooded the storage room where the uniforms were being kept.
A bizarre incident at the team�s hotel in Sun City saw the team�s entire kit of jersey, shorts, socks and sweat suits covered in a disgusting mess after a sewage drain overflowed and flooded the storage room where the uniforms were being kept.Mail-eating dog glues own jaws shut
A Jack Russell named Toby had to be sedated by a vet and have his teeth cleaned when his jaws were glued together after he chewed an envelope from his owners' mail.
A Jack Russell named Toby had to be sedated by a vet and have his teeth cleaned when his jaws were glued together after he chewed an envelope from his owners' mail.
Stranded man chops down power poles to get rescuedFunny | 207904 hits | 9:05 PM on Tuesday | posted by wildrosegirl
SaskPower spokesman James Parker isn't sure what survival equipment the stranded man had with him in northern Saskatchewan last week -- except, of course, for his axe. Halifax mayor tries to take bullet through airportFunny | 208278 hits | 9:34 AM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
Halifax Mayor Peter Kelly says he has talked to police and apologized for trying to board a flight to Toronto with a bullet in a bag he was carrying.2,000-calorie milkshake tops list of worst drinks
A milkshake containing 2,010 calories -- equivalent to eating 68 strips of bacon or 30 chocolate chip cookies -- has topped a list of the 20 worst drinks in America compiled by Men's Health magazine.
A milkshake containing 2,010 calories -- equivalent to eating 68 strips of bacon or 30 chocolate chip cookies -- has topped a list of the 20 worst drinks in America compiled by Men's Health magazine.Spider bites tourist below the belt
A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain after he went for a nude swim and nap and was apparently bitten by a katipo spider.
Funny | 207789 hits | 9:12 PM on Saturday | posted by wildrosegirl
A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain after he went for a nude swim and nap and was apparently bitten by a katipo spider. Candles Offer A Whiff Of White Castle's BurgersFunny | 207422 hits | 4:41 PM on Friday | posted by wildrosegirl
Fans of White Castle's oniony hamburgers have a new way to indulge without any calorie guilt: a scented candle infused with the burgers' aroma.VIDEO: Girl makes prom dress out of gum wrappers
Funny | 207430 hits | 10:53 AM on Wednesday | posted by MissinCanada
David Beckham assistant manager for Australia?: April Fool's joke to most, but not all
SYDNEY, Australia - David Beckham an assistant manager for Australia at football's World Cup? It turned out to be just an April Fool's joke that tricked a few people for a while.
SYDNEY, Australia - David Beckham an assistant manager for Australia at football's World Cup? It turned out to be just an April Fool's joke that tricked a few people for a while. April Fool's gag headline 'ousts' Quebec premier
A Montreal blogger pulled some shenanigans on Thursday, reproducing the front page of a popular newspaper website to publish fake headlines, including one that announced the Quebec premier's resignation.Dog is sentenced after eating police car
A pit bull mix in Tennessee has been sentenced to obedience training after his dogged attack on a local police car.
A pit bull mix in Tennessee has been sentenced to obedience training after his dogged attack on a local police car.Mans best friend swallows girls best friend.
A golden retriever swallowed a three-carat diamond inside a Rockville, Md., jewelry store, taking a $20,000 bite out of the business' inventory.
A golden retriever swallowed a three-carat diamond inside a Rockville, Md., jewelry store, taking a $20,000 bite out of the business' inventory.Midnight knitter on the loose
Midnight knitter spinning nocturnal yarn over US shore town, putting sweaters in trees
Midnight knitter spinning nocturnal yarn over US shore town, putting sweaters in trees
"If you�re one of those types who likes to collect your favourite television characters in� um� doll form (hey, I�m not judging), Mattel will be releasing four Robert Best-designed Mad Men figures to satisfy your cravings for� um� dolls." Air Canada learns that hockey trumps flying
VANCOUVER -- Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey, the head of Air Canada said on Tuesday.FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
Funny | 207147 hits | 6:39 AM on Tuesday | posted by commanderkai
Godzilla and Haiku: A Match Made in Heaven
Godzilla Haiku is taking over the Internet. Find out more about the viral awesomeness of this new meme from the creator himself.
Godzilla Haiku is taking over the Internet. Find out more about the viral awesomeness of this new meme from the creator himself.
Marijuana use by seniors goes up as boomers age
In her 88 years, Florence Siegel has learned how to relax: A glass of red wine. A crisp copy of The New York Times, if she can wrest it from her husband. Some classical music, preferably Bach. And every night like clockwork, she lifts a pipe to her lips a
In her 88 years, Florence Siegel has learned how to relax: A glass of red wine. A crisp copy of The New York Times, if she can wrest it from her husband. Some classical music, preferably Bach. And every night like clockwork, she lifts a pipe to her lips a Canadian troops show up U.S. comrades in Afghan ball-hockey gameFunny | 207480 hits | 7:20 AM on Monday | posted by wildrosegirl
Paul Telner - Canada's Future Great Comedian
An interview with Paul Telner, a growing comedian both online and on TV. He's got a new project starting up tomorrow, find out about it here. Onion ring beats Harper on Facebook
Prime Minister Stephen Harper has new competition in the form of an onion ring and the onion ring is so far the hands-down winner. Colbert helps diversify 'Canada's History'
Thanks to Stephen Colbert, Canada�s History has never been so diverse.AC/DC clash with animal rights activists
AUSSIE rockers AC/DC could have to cancel a sold-out concert because their big sound poses a danger to rare birds.
AUSSIE rockers AC/DC could have to cancel a sold-out concert because their big sound poses a danger to rare birds.Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her
A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.
A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends. United loses bags of broken-guitar singer
After famously breaking his guitar, United Airlines has managed to cause further trouble for David Carroll by losing his luggageBack to Canada News
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