Police search for man with apparent shoe fetish after incidents

*note to self* stay away from tanning salons

I have a feeling if someone took one of your shoes.......you'd hunt them down.

Kitty... new shoes?

Ohhhh, so the trick is to steal the shoe and then walk away very slowly.

I really don't get the "foot fetish" thing... the girl had better be fresh out of the tub or shower for me to get my nose near her little piggies... and nothing's worst than a foot that's been in hose the whole day.

Ray, Ray, Ray,

it's all about a foot message, candles, a nice bottle of wine, prehaps more candles, exotic oils from around the world, and more wine. A basin full of comfortable hot water, more candles, an assortment of soaps and big fluffy towels to wrap those little piggies up for later.

It's an Alberta Bible Belt thang.

But you're cleaning them up first... which was exactly my point.

This can be said for other parts as well, but I bet you'd dive right in given half a chance.

Not really, I'm not an indiscriminate diver.

I was wondering .. with those warts on your tongue and all ...

I was thinking about asking you how you would know if I did or not have warts on my tongue... but then I thought that I'd rather not know.

See that camera at the top of your screen ...

How many fingers am I holding up... and which one?