Ontario's 'have not' status sets up a divided Canada

It's scary when you consider that natural resources are the only thing keeping us as a country and Ontario specifically from going down the toilet faster than a teflon turd.

So, if I was from Ontario I'd seriously consider pressuring the politicians in the west to get that oil flowing and I'd start a campaign to have Neil Young declared a public nuisanace, otherwise your taxes are going to make the ones on the rich in France look like chump change.

If I were an Ontarian I'd move to Texas.

Ontario is a sputtering engine economically and what is our fearless leader's main mission?

A new social program.

Forget developing the Ring of Fire, a new Ontario Pension Plan is what we really need!

And don't forget the crackhead mayor of Toronto. We in Texas would have to execute him. We have a Zero Tolerance Law for public officials on the crack. Just ship him to Quebec and all will be peachy and rich.

I refuse to read any news bite about Ford. He isn't my mayor and my care-o-meter hit zero months ago as far as he is concerned.

He's Canada's Honey-Boo-Boo! How can you not watch??

He's Canada's Honey-Boo-Boo! How can you not watch??

Let's just say when I come across a gruesome wreck, I don't feel any urge to slow down and gawk.

That and I have this irrational fear that stupidity is contagious and each time I'm exposed to crap like Ford, Bo-Bo, etc I lose a little brainpower.