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Man claims to be 500-year-old vampire

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Man claims to be 500-year-old vampire


Strange | 207066 hits | Aug 18 1:54 pm | Posted by: snookums
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The arrest of an American man who broke into a woman's house and tried to suck her blood over the weekend has sparked discussion about the impact of vampire books and movies on U.S. youth culture.

Comments

  1. by avatar Bacardi4206
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:49 am
    Just when you thought it was safe to be a fan of vampire movies and shows after the dreadful fallout of Twilight fans and having to deny any existance of being a fan of vampire movies and shows as to not be labled in the same group as them. I must deny again being a fan of vampire shit for the simple fact I don't want to be labeled with people like this guy who are just batshit crazy. Insane as it is, he's nowhere near the first guy who believes this. There are tons of people like this guy who believe they are vampires, but unlike this guy they believe they are "spirtual vampires" and are non-violent. Just when you started to gain hope that humanity was getting a little less crazy.

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:12 pm
    "Bacardi4206" said
    Just when you thought it was safe to be a fan of vampire movies and shows after the dreadful fallout of Twilight fans and having to deny any existance of being a fan of vampire movies and shows as to not be labled in the same group as them. I must deny again being a fan of vampire shit for the simple fact I don't want to be labeled with people like this guy who are just batshit crazy. Insane as it is, he's nowhere near the first guy who believes this. There are tons of people like this guy who believe they are vampires, but unlike this guy they believe they are "spirtual vampires" and are non-violent. Just when you started to gain hope that humanity was getting a little less crazy.

    You were a fan of sparkling and glittering vampires, but you do not want to be associated with this nutcase? :?







    XD

  3. by avatar Gunnair  Gold Member
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:53 pm
    This guy sucks!

  4. by avatar QBC
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:53 pm
    500 YEARS OLD!!!!!!

    Being a vampire is workin for this guy, he doesn't look a day over 19. I am surprised he hasn't had a the old stick through the heart done to him, he can't be the smartest vamp if he got caught by the cops. I guess he wasn't lucky enough to get that whole turn into a bat trick and fly away power when he was turned. Poor guy..... 8O

  5. by avatar Proculation
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:14 pm
    I totally believe him. And he looks like Matt Damon.

  6. by avatar QBC
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:42 pm
    "Proculation" said
    I totally believe him. And he looks like Matt Damon.


    I bet you didn't know this is his girlfried either..... :D


  7. by avatar sandorski
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:32 pm
    Probably still a Noob to someone.

  8. by avatar raydan
    Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:46 pm
    Must be true... the IRS is trying to collect from him 480 years of back taxes. 8O

  9. by avatar xerxes
    Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:14 am
    Or trying to score with tweens who are in a thrall with Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson.

  10. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:14 am
    I've always thought that the werewolves ruled. They have their monthly hormonal troubles that lasts for a few days, but other than that, they can eat real food, go for a walk in the sun......and face it, who doesn't like to howl at the moon once in awhile. Vampires are only one step up from zombies.

  11. by avatar PluggyRug
    Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:29 am
    Vampires are real semi people.


    Jonathan Harker.

  12. by avatar Bacardi4206
    Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:40 am
    "Brenda" said
    Just when you thought it was safe to be a fan of vampire movies and shows after the dreadful fallout of Twilight fans and having to deny any existance of being a fan of vampire movies and shows as to not be labled in the same group as them. I must deny again being a fan of vampire shit for the simple fact I don't want to be labeled with people like this guy who are just batshit crazy. Insane as it is, he's nowhere near the first guy who believes this. There are tons of people like this guy who believe they are vampires, but unlike this guy they believe they are "spirtual vampires" and are non-violent. Just when you started to gain hope that humanity was getting a little less crazy.

    You were a fan of sparkling and glittering vampires, but you do not want to be associated with this nutcase? :?







    XD

    ? never said I was a fan of sparking and glittering vampires, said the opposite of that. That is if you were refering to twilight. Which I said ever since those movies came out I had to deny being a vampire fan as to not be labeled in the same group as those twilight fruitcakes.

  13. by avatar Brenda
    Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:10 am
    Grab a sense of humour, man! :lol:

  14. by Choban
    Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:44 pm
    Why inevitably when some doughnut brained-mentally ill loser claims to be a vampire does the media feel the need to blame it on anything other than the fact that these people aren't playing with a full deck?



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