Spain sentences Somali pirates to 439 years' jail each

30 years in jail?

I would like them to take the OBL backstroke.

They hijacked a tune fishing boat ? Make them eat tuna for 439 years. They will think again next time.

439 years in Spain means they'll be out on parole sometime in late July.

30 years, as the story said. 30 years is OK, as long as Spain makes sure to send them back when they get out.

30 years, as the story said. 30 years is OK, as long as Spain makes sure to send them back when they get out.
Still, they'll probably have a better life in a Spanish jail than they would have had free in Somalia.

Wanna help me pirate a boat? We'll get an all expense paid vacation on a sunny Spanish beach.

All the Sangria we can drink.

Wanna help me pirate a boat? We'll get an all expense paid vacation on a sunny Spanish beach.

All the Sangria we can drink.
If we get Paella too, I'm in.

Wanna help me pirate a boat? We'll get an all expense paid vacation on a sunny Spanish beach.

All the Sangria we can drink.
Arrrrrr, we's with ya matey. I've got me's peg leg and phony plastic hook hand at da ready, now let's go round up some booty (and I'm not referring to the gold kind).

Actually I'm wondering where the pirates are going to come up with 100k euros to pay their fines.

Wanna help me pirate a boat? We'll get an all expense paid vacation on a sunny Spanish beach.

All the Sangria we can drink.
Arrrrrr, we's with ya matey. I've got me's peg leg and phony plastic hook hand at da ready, now let's go round up some booty (and I'm not referring to the gold kind).

Actually I'm wondering where the pirates are going to come up with 100k euros to pay their fines.

They will be bailed out by their Nigerian scammer buddies.

Just like in Canada.

30 years, in far better living conditions than they had back home in Somalia, all on the dime of the socialist Spanish taxpayer? DEEEEE-CENT!