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Radio Shack store offers free gun with satellit

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Radio Shack store offers free gun with satellite purchase


Business | 207790 hits | Mar 25 6:08 pm | Posted by: Hyack
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HAMILTON, Mon � A Radio Shack store in Montana is offering would-be satellite television customers a bit more bang for their buck.

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  1. by avatar Hyack
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:08 am
    Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
    Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
    Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
    It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????

  2. by DerbyX
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:17 am
    "Hyack" said
    Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
    Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
    Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
    It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????


    Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan. :P

  3. by avatar RUEZ
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:37 am
    "DerbyX" said

    Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan. :P

    How clever.

  4. by DerbyX
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:40 am
    "RUEZ" said

    Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan. :P

    How clever.

    Almost as clever as your "free guns and bibles for all" a few years ago eh? :lol:

  5. by avatar Strutz
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:56 am
    Well, what a handy dandy offer!

    If your dish f*cks up and isn't receiving a signal right when the "big" game is on you have something to destroy it with. :lol:

    Is ammo offered as a bonus when you add a "theme" pack to your basic channel line-up?

    :roll:

    What a choice... a gun or a couple of pizzas... yeesh. Is this what marketing has come to?

  6. by avatar QBC
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:31 am
    "DerbyX" said
    Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
    Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
    Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
    It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????


    Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan. :P


    How Ridenrain of you.

  7. by avatar Gunnair  Gold Member
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:42 am
    "DerbyX" said
    Open a new bank account.....get a gun!
    Buy a new truck.....get a gun!
    Buy a satellite dish.....get a gun!
    It amazes me gun shops in the US are able to stay in business, most of their money must come from repairs and servicing firearms as it seems no matter what you buy in the country, it comes with a free gun.....what do you get when you buy a gun.... a free frontal lobotomy????


    Free gun with frontal lobotomy. The new CPC slogan. :P

    Free frontal lobotomy with membership. The new Liberal slogan. :P

  8. by avatar BartSimpson  Gold Member
    Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:48 am
    "DerbyX" said

    Free gun with frontal lobotomy.


    Not getting laid much lately, eh?

  9. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:20 am
    No matter what ridiculous promotion they come up with involving firearms, nothing beats the good ol' "guns 'n' liquor" stores they have down there :lol:

    Edit: Oh, except for the DRIVE THRU guns 'n' liquor stores 8O



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