Charlie Sheen upstages Oscar coverage

Thats because the oscars are boring and predictable while chuckles is anything but.

I wish I was that rich that I can afford to be that crazy. Oh God how I wish it!

You like yo crack n hos, do ya? The guy sounds pretty compulsive to me. I doubt he's a happy camper. A little bit of partying is great, but do it all the time, and for normal people it wears thin with too much repetition. I doubt his mind is at peace.

Mine isn't either, but if I could have what he makes shooting one episode, I would not have any problems anymore for a while...

His kids were taken away today.

Better late than never.

To get that tho, you'd have to unleash your wild side as well. probably - and here come your problems. You're just not interesting enough, as you are, to be paid that kind of money, and if you became interesting there would probably come all sorts of problems along with that. It's not like Sheen is the only nutbar in Hwood.

To get that tho, you'd have to unleash your wild side as well. probably - and here come your problems. You're just not interesting enough, as you are, to be paid that kind of money, and if you became interesting there would probably come all sorts of problems along with that. It's not like Sheen is the only nutbar in Hwood.
What makes you think I am not that interesting? I am FAR more interesting than Charlie Sheen, I just don't have his marketing team, or his godesses
Oh, and I don't have his money. Crap...

You like yo crack n hos, do ya?

Considering the only kind I can afford right now is Ritz Crackers and Ho Hos, I wouldn't mind being so rich I can afford the other kind for a year.