Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile


World | 206806 hits | Jul 13 7:25 am | Posted by: snookums
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A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.

Comments

  1. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:33 pm
    What a moron, If Fatso had killed this jack ass they would have wanted to kill him which would have been a grave injustice so it worked out for the best.

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:57 pm
    Nice of you, Fatso. You could have made him a nice nominee for the Darwin award...

  3. by avatar BartSimpson Gold Member
    Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:25 pm
    He obviously was neither too drunk or too Australian. Were either the cae the article would read: Australian drunk survives attempt to f*** crocodile

  4. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:48 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    He obviously was neither too drunk or too Australian. Were either the cae the article would read: Australian drunk survives attempt to f*** crocodile


    yes, He could then go to the hospital to complain that Fatso bit his Johnson off. What would the diagnosis code be for the insurance company?

    At least he isn't drinking with Mel Gibson.

  5. by avatar mentalfloss
    Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:37 pm
    Crikey!

  6. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:40 pm
    "mentalfloss" said
    Crikey!

    :?:



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