Marge Simpson to be Playboy cover girl

I heard she was drawn to it.

now let's see if the carpet really does match the drapes

This news could be about the horniest that Playboy's ever made me in my whole wasted life.

It's going to be the best bathroom read material by a geek since the 2008 Sears Christmas catalog. I think rednecks may stay with Guns & Ammo and old copies of Car-Toons though.

Rrrrrrrreally...

As soon as I read the headline, the first thought I had was " Playboy is hurtin and they are really reaching. Anything to boost sales"! These are the current sales stats- as of last month compared to one year ago. Judge for yourself.

Here are the top newsstand sellers for the first half of 2009, based on average single-copy circulation:

1. AARP the Magazine � 24,554,819 (up 2.77 percent)

2. AARP Bulletin � 24,305,715 (up 0.24 percent)

3. Reader�s Digest � 8,158,652 (down 3.4 percent)

4. Better Homes and Gardens � 7,634,197 (down 0.22 percent)

5. National Geographic � 4,708,307 (down 6.97 percent)

6. Good Housekeeping � 4,630,397 (down 0.82 percent)

7. Woman�s Day � 3,933,990 (up 1.48 percent)

8. Family Circle � 3,932,510 (up 0.93 percent)

9. Ladies� Home Journal � 3,842,791 (down 0.04 percent)

10. AAA Westways � 3,831,215 (up 0.28 percent)



11. People � 3,615,858 (down 4.93 percent)

12. Game Informer � 3,601,201 (up 2.92 percent)

13. Time � 3,372,240 (down 0.5 percent)

14. Prevention � 3,312,624 (down 0.55 percent)

15. Taste of Home � 3,302,601 (up 3.27 percent)

16. Sports Illustrated � 3,252,298 (down 0.27 percent)

17. TV Guide � 2,934,969 (down 10.36 percent)

18. Cosmopolitan � 2,907,436 (down 1.04 percent)

19. Southern Living � 2,840,241 (up 1.35 percent)

20. AAA VIA � 2,783,833 (down 1.44 percent)

21. Newsweek � 2,646,613 (down 3.32 percent)

22. Maxim � 2,537,130 (up 0.05 percent)

23. AAA Going Places � 2,521,974 (down 0.99 percent)

24. AAA Living � 2,458,902 (up 0.56 percent)

25. Playboy - 2,453,266. (down 9.16 percent)

**Hmmmm.....A know of a Tulip pic that is floating around...wonder if I could retire

some days, Lemmy has absolutely no sense of humor at all.

I'll buy it when Lois Griffin poses .. full

In that case, never Japanes Anime porn.