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Thousands of zombies reported in downtown Vanco

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Thousands of zombies reported in downtown Vancouver


Misc CDN | 206903 hits | Aug 15 5:58 pm | Posted by: WDHIII
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Police in downtown Vancouver watched helplessly from the sidelines Saturday afternoon as an army of the living dead gathered en mass to search for nourishing human brains.

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  1. by Canadian_Mind
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:39 am
    I read the title and initiated my zombie plan...

    Then I read whole story. :(

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:43 am
    I wonder what TG has been doing today? :lol:

  3. by avatar KorbenDeck
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:51 am
    "We are protesting human stupidity," parade marshal Ashton Green said Saturday. "We are protesting all the things that will lead to an apocalypse - zombie or otherwise."


    I usually find goths pretty stupid due to the huge amount of drugs they use. So I find a goth protesting "human stupidity" ironic

  4. by Canadian_Mind
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:02 am
    Typical Goth when I was in highschool was very anti-drug. Only thing about them I found concerning was the guys looking at me like they were about too run up and stab me in the back cause I was checking the girls out.

  5. by avatar xerxes
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:15 am
    A goth parade? I thought maybe there had been a CPC convention or something after reading the title.

    Seriously though, there's probably about as much sexual experience in that parade as there is at the annual Comic-Con in SF.

  6. by TattoodGirl
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:16 am
    "Brenda" said
    I wonder what TG has been doing today? :lol:

    I was going to go and then I wasnt going to go and then I said screw It I LOVE ZOMBIEWALK....soooooo I have been in search of Brains more brains :lol:

  7. by avatar Tricks
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:20 am
    FUCK! I got my sword out for nothing!

    Admit it, you all have zombie apocolypse plans.

  8. by Thanos
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:22 am
    10-pound sledgehammer. Light enough to not tire you out too much when it comes time to go a-swingin'. Works like a charm and there's no gunshots to give your position away.

  9. by TattoodGirl
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:23 am
    "Tricks" said
    FUCK! I got my sword out for nothing!

    Admit it, you all have zombie apocolypse plans.

    I do!!! that is why once a year, or maybe twice, but who is counting...I become a zombie so that I can get in their heads and come up with a revamped Plan, that will be more affective for when the apocalypse happens.

    :D

  10. by Thanos
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:27 am
    Good luck with that plan. Real zombies are damn good at sniffing out imposters and wannabes. You're gonna be dinner in about the first half-hour of the epidemic with that sort of thinking. Sheesh! :mrgreen:

  11. by avatar Tricks
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:31 am
    Glad to see you folks are prepared. Guess I'll be seeing you in a safe zone if one gets set up.

  12. by Thanos
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:27 am
    Don't forget to stock up on bottled water. And whiskey.

  13. by avatar sandorski
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:53 am
    Shotguns, stock up, aim for the Head.

  14. by TattoodGirl
    Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:59 pm
    "Thanos" said
    Good luck with that plan. Real zombies are damn good at sniffing out imposters and wannabes. You're gonna be dinner in about the first half-hour of the epidemic with that sort of thinking. Sheesh! :mrgreen:

    No No...I just want to get into the head once or twice a year so I can understand them more therefore, have a jump on strategies....geesh :lol:

    I also have the commune to go to....thats all I can say :lol:



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  • kitty Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:56 pm
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