North Korea threatens to 'wipe out' U.S.

North Korea is going to wipe out the United States?

What has he been drinking?

It would sort of suck to be wiped out. What a meanie.

Kim Jong Il must think the entire United States is the size of Toronto.

Toronto doesn't need to be nuked. There is union inspired shit all over the streets, garbage in the parks and 35 C with the humidex.

Toronto, a world class shit-hole.

WTF is this, a promo for TEAM AMERICA World Police.

Kim Jung Il should be on Letterman. He's definately the most hilarious person to come along since Joan Rivers ended up with that goatee after her last face lift.

True, Kim Il Sung would be a great guest for David Letterman. I don't think the world would mind if he pokes fun at Kimmys kids.

I do have to take issue with Toronto being a shit-hole. I've spent many pleasant days in Toronto (although not in the past few years).

They got their inspiration from Windsor.

It's time for Obama to stop being punked around by a tin pot dictator and rogue nation...

If they wipe out the US, does that mean that our southern border becomes beachfront property?

No, it means three hundred years of nuclear winter.

Not really. As George Bush found out, it's fun to step on bugs but not so pleasant when you have to wipe off the mess they leave on the bottom of your shoe.

Leave Kim alone for now. Eventually his head will explode and the situation will resolve itself on it's own. The only involvment I can see happening in North Korea anytime soon is when the regime collapses under the weight of it's own cosmic stupidity or from rampant starvation and the rest of us have to go in there just to feed what's left of their population.

You mean CUPE and Mayor Miller?

That is another Thanos fucking classic right there. Brilliant.