27 hour sex marathon for charity

Let's see, before we get started now we need four dozen condoms (check). A dozen bottles of anal lube (check). Two pairs of handcuffs and a dozen large feathers (check). Four jars of honey, four jars of wax (check). Three chickens, two dogs and a well-behaved donkey... (check). A free visit to the STD clinic... PRICELESS!

I offered my services for charity in the same way but they told me it was a minimum $5.00 contribution.

You couldn't raise 5 bucks? I would think the girls would pay you at least that to stay away.

Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour

Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it?

Boldly going where every man has gone before.



...I think that I ripped this off That 70s Show.

I wonder if she offers a group discount

Good idea.
27 hours less loot for her pimp.

27 hours is stretching it.

Cialis advertises 4 hours.

Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it? What?

Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it? What?

Ask your mother.

Oh, God...

I think I just got turned off of sex for a while.

Thanks a lot, assholes!

Don't worry. Once the chance to have it with someone else for a change comes along you will fell different.

I'm like a rabbit, dude; I never stop and do it with numerous people.

Mrs. Derby was very good.

Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it? What?

Ask your mother. No I got it, thought you quoted something else and it didn't make sense. Was too lazy to delete the post.