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Is a doomsday asteroid on its way to Earth'

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Is a doomsday asteroid on its way to Earth'


Funny | 208324 hits | Jan 26 5:58 am | Posted by: martin14
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The strange object, named 2016 WF9, was discovered last year. Self-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.

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  1. by avatar martin14
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:59 pm
    Come on Thanos, give us a cheer for it !


    Thanos ! Thanos ! Thanos !

  2. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:08 pm
    Isn't he the same conspiracy theorist that claimed Russian hacking was the reason Hillary lost the elections?

  3. by avatar DrCaleb
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:25 pm
    "Freakinoldguy" said
    Isn't he the same conspiracy theorist that claimed Russian hacking was the reason Hillary lost the elections?


    That's why it's under 'funny', and not 'serious'. ;)

    No one except the clickbait sites are posting this as a threat.

    2016 WF9 will approach Earth's orbit on Feb. 25, 2017. At a distance of nearly 32 million miles (51 million kilometers) from Earth, this pass will not bring it particularly close. The trajectory of 2016 WF9 is well understood, and the object is not a threat to Earth for the foreseeable future.


    http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=6712

  4. by avatar 2Cdo
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:52 pm
    "DrCaleb" said
    Isn't he the same conspiracy theorist that claimed Russian hacking was the reason Hillary lost the elections?


    That's why it's under 'funny', and not 'serious'. ;)

    No one except the clickbait sites are posting this as a threat.

    2016 WF9 will approach Earth's orbit on Feb. 25, 2017. At a distance of nearly 32 million miles (51 million kilometers) from Earth, this pass will not bring it particularly close. The trajectory of 2016 WF9 is well understood, and the object is not a threat to Earth for the foreseeable future.


    http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=6712

    It can do whatever it wants after I get back from the Caribbean. :lol:

  5. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:08 pm
    "DrCaleb" said
    Isn't he the same conspiracy theorist that claimed Russian hacking was the reason Hillary lost the elections?


    That's why it's under 'funny', and not 'serious'. ;)

    No one except the clickbait sites are posting this as a threat.

    2016 WF9 will approach Earth's orbit on Feb. 25, 2017. At a distance of nearly 32 million miles (51 million kilometers) from Earth, this pass will not bring it particularly close. The trajectory of 2016 WF9 is well understood, and the object is not a threat to Earth for the foreseeable future.


    http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=6712

    forgot to put the smiley face thingy at the end of my post so people would understand I wasn't being serious. :wink:

  6. by avatar BRAH
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:14 pm
    "martin14" said
    Come on Thanos, give us a cheer for it !


    Thanos ! Thanos ! Thanos !


    _________________

    Thanos be like! :mrgreen:

  7. by avatar raydan
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:06 pm
    I'm sure all the media hope that one will eventually hit, just so they'll get the biggest viewership EVER... just "before" it hits, of course. :wink:

  8. by Thanos
    Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:14 pm
    Let us pray (that it happens). :twisted:


  9. by avatar Strutz
    Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:03 am
    "raydan" said
    I'm sure all the media hope that one will eventually hit, just so they'll get the biggest viewership EVER... just "before" it hits, of course. :wink:

    Did you recently watch Deep Impact? :lol: That was the movie that came to mind when I saw this thread.

    I saw it last week (or week before) as it seemed that every similar doomsday-type movie was on TV one after another. A couple I'd forgotten all about until I saw they were on. LOL. Don't worry have contingency plans in place for every scenario. 8)

  10. by Thanos
    Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:26 am
    Deep Impact was elitist, just like 2012 was. Anyone with money got saved, everyone else got left to die. Plutocrat bastards! :evil: :mrgreen:

  11. by avatar Hyack
    Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:59 am
    "Strutz" said
    Don't worry have contingency plans in place for every scenario. 8)


    Yeah, so do I .....just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye..... :wink:

  12. by avatar BRAH
    Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:13 am
    "Thanos" said
    Deep Impact was elitist, just like 2012 was. Anyone with money got saved, everyone else got left to die. Plutocrat bastards! :evil: :mrgreen:

    The Walking Dead has shown elitists end up dying first because they're unprepared to handle reality so the same could be said for them when SMOD finally arrives.

  13. by Thanos
    Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:22 am
    Yup. The Alexandria yuppies died first when the SHTF after Rick arrived. And Darryl had the joy of knowing all the country club types died horribly when he and Beth holed up in that golf course clubhouse for a few hours (in those stand-alone episodes after the prison fell).

    Don't ever put me in charge, man. The first thing I'd do is end the war on drugs. The second thing I'd do is put all bankers on trial according to the Napoleonic system, i.e. they're presumed guilty and have to prove their innocence. :twisted:

  14. by avatar BRAH
    Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:39 am
    Alexandria is what will happen when it all goes to shit and if I was in charge I would build the wall also end the war on drugs, put an end to all Military interventions and boot the UN out of New York because they will never get their shit together.



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