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From: Canadaka
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Added: December 14, 2004
Modified: December 14, 2004
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The Canadian Forces recently hired several cannibals:

The Canadian Forces recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the career manager, during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the mess for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the soldiers". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their colonel remarked " You are working very hard, and I am very satisfied with you, however, one of our techs has disappeared, do you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the colonel had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the tech?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader shouted," You fool..! For four weeks we've been eating officers and no one has noticed, but noooooo..., you had to go and eat someone important!"

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We had this joke on board, I posted it on the door to the wardroom. Speaking as a tech it really fits)
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