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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:39 pm
 


Title: Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed wife
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Posted By: snookums
Date: 2011-02-03 13:09:10


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:39 pm
 


Gee, I feel bad for this guy... lol


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:47 pm
 


It's funny that you say that, because if it was the other way around, it would be rape within the marriage...


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:50 pm
 


If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

but hey, that's just me.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:53 pm
 


Brenda Brenda:
It's funny that you say that, because if it was the other way around, it would be rape within the marriage...


With said husband going to jail and the wife getting sympathy and support from all sides.

This guy, on the other hand, becomes an internet joke.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:58 pm
 


2Cdo 2Cdo:
Brenda Brenda:
It's funny that you say that, because if it was the other way around, it would be rape within the marriage...


With said husband going to jail and the wife getting sympathy and support from all sides.

This guy, on the other hand, becomes an internet joke.

Exactly.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:00 pm
 


saturn_656 saturn_656:
If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

but hey, that's just me.

Until it happens to you. 7 times a day is not a challenge anymore. It's another chore while you are tired and sore from the other 6 times THAT DAY. (may i remind you, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?)


Okay, I pulled those numbers out of my ass, but you get the point :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:06 pm
 


Brenda Brenda:
saturn_656 saturn_656:
If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

but hey, that's just me.

Until it happens to you. 7 times a day is not a challenge anymore. It's another chore while you are tired and sore from the other 6 times THAT DAY. (may i remind you, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?)


Okay, I pulled those numbers out of my ass, but you get the point :lol:


I was going to say, "where did it say that?" :lol:

I'm sorry, but I would love to have this guy's problems. Seven times a day sounds like alot, but if you're "quick" about it you can do that within an hour or two, total.

Look at it as exercise... an investment in your future health.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:08 pm
 


saturn_656 saturn_656:
Brenda Brenda:
saturn_656 saturn_656:
If my wife "demanded" sex from me, I'd look at it as more of a challenge than an attempt to rape me...

but hey, that's just me.

Until it happens to you. 7 times a day is not a challenge anymore. It's another chore while you are tired and sore from the other 6 times THAT DAY. (may i remind you, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?)


Okay, I pulled those numbers out of my ass, but you get the point :lol:


I was going to say, "where did it say that?" :lol:

I'm sorry, but I would love to have this guy's problems. Seven times a day sounds like alot, but if you're "quick" about it you can do that within an hour or two, total.

Look at it as exercise... an investment in your future health.

"quick" wouldn't satisfy her...


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:08 pm
 


maybe that's why she keeps coming back for more.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:24 pm
 


Well if she wants to ride him like a pony, maybe she should start earlier so he can get some sleep. :P


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:35 pm
 


There are goods and services to take care of that kind of problem for ya.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:39 pm
 


The only thing that comes to me are the now famous words of Bugs Bunny...

What a maroon!!! 8O


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:51 pm
 


I like having sex before breakfast, at lunch (if I'm home), after work, after dinner, and before bed... sometimes even in the middle of the night if both of us wake up and are in the mood. I'm afraid I can't put myself in this guy's shoes. Only way I could see this being a problem is if they fuck constantly between 10pm and 6am.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:00 pm
 


Why get the Government involved? Doesn't have any friends??

:x :x :lol:


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