PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
I heard there were no white lines on the roads in Italy cuz the drivers kept trying to snort 'em.

They steal the paint.
Roads are so freaking narrow here, and everyone goes whizzing by each other
at 70-80 km/hr, with a foot clearance on either side.
The left turner was funny, here the driver making the left would have to stop
for the gate at the end of the driveway, and never gets out of the way.
Canadians never had it so good.. or easy.