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“The COU offers no insight or answers into the existential questions (of) ‘ultimate concern’ which are the chief domain of religion; offers no comprehensive system of belief by which to live and offers no moral or ethical code,” federal Crowns Nicholas Devlin and Donna Polgar say in written submissions.
I guess they were just too stoned to come up with something, but it's not that hard:
Why are we here? God put us here to smoke the sacred herb that we may celebrate his existence.
How should we live? Stock up on Dorritos and Oreos, make sure your cable is in good working order and just chill, man.
What is our moral code: Don't bogart that joint. For further instruction, see Grace Slick's Book of Radical Dos and Dont's.
As for selling dope, "it don't grow on trees, man."
Seems to me this religion is more harmless than most, and the world would be a better place of more people followed it instead of those nutbar middle eastern ones - all three of them.