[Newsbot]

Title: This little piggy went to Tim Hortons
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-11-06 09:32:36
Canadian

[Benn]

Oh my, this is tooo easy and tempting....

- Wow this is common at buffet restaurants and burger joints but is certainly strange to see at Timmies.

- I hope the staff all had their Swine flu shots

Ugh, ok the last one was way to obvious lol. I think there is a really bad cop joke in there too but I have to draw the line somewhere.

I've got more but will wait until anyone without a sense of humour is done attacking me for calling people pigs and pointing out swine flu is not contracted from pigs.

[Brenda]

$1:

"I guess we're lucky we added a section to our health and safety manual for when someone leaves a pig in your washroom," Morelli said.

Are you kidding me??? You have a section in your health manual to deal with sanatizing a washroom when someone leaves a pig there?



This is the funniest I've read in a long time

(oh, Benn, please, go on )

[Public_Domain]

[Choban]

NOt surprising, I thought it would be someones pet, lots of people keep pot bellied pigs as pets, they tend to be smarter and cleaner than dogs.

[raydan]

Heh, that was next day's bacon.

[Benn]

Choban Choban:

NOt surprising, I thought it would be someones pet, lots of people keep pot bellied pigs as pets, they tend to be smarter and cleaner than dogs.

And this is the perfect example! A dog would have just gone on the floor in the dining area. The pig actually used the John!

This little piggy went to Timmies, this little piggy went to Second Cup, this little piggy had a double double and this little piggy hada real coffee, and this little piggy we we we we all the way..........to the research lab!!??

Blame Brenda, she encouraged me