2 things though...
WHY didn't they use a condom (I mean, a Summer romance, come on!)
And...
$1:
Mr. Aziga, a native of Uganda and a former employee of Ontario's Ministry of the Attorney General, has been in custody since his arrest in August 2003.
WTH did it take almost 6 f*cking years to take this to trial?? Now he is getting time off! Lots of it!