[DerbyX]

novachick novachick:

I'm in

You bring the scented candles and music and I'll provide the uniforms and coleslaw.

[Hyack]

novachick novachick:

Dear Santa-

Forget the kids all they do is get you all snotty at the mall anyway.

I want a few pounds taken off my ass and moved up to where my boobs are. Yes I'm still thankful my boobs aren't where my ass is.

My own jet with an all hottie, all male staff. Yes, that's sexist but I don't give a crap.

That friggin dump truck load of coal from last year removed from my driveway.

I'd promise to be a good girl in return, but lets be real there's about a 2% chance of that happening.

Thank You
Nova

* basically put you all have great posts and I have nothing to add *

Sorry 'bout the truckload of coal last year....



Is this a little better?

[novachick]

DerbyX DerbyX:

novachick novachick:

I'm in

You bring the scented candles and music and I'll provide the uniforms and coleslaw.

Hehehe coleslaw.....your bringing the ferrets aren't you.....I'm soooooo in

[DerbyX]

novachick novachick:

DerbyX DerbyX:

novachick novachick:

I'm in

You bring the scented candles and music and I'll provide the uniforms and coleslaw.

Hehehe coleslaw.....your bringing the ferrets aren't you.....I'm soooooo in

Just 1 ferret but he's the biggest!

[novachick]

Hyack Hyack:

novachick novachick:

Dear Santa-

Forget the kids all they do is get you all snotty at the mall anyway.

I want a few pounds taken off my ass and moved up to where my boobs are. Yes I'm still thankful my boobs aren't where my ass is.

My own jet with an all hottie, all male staff. Yes, that's sexist but I don't give a crap.

That friggin dump truck load of coal from last year removed from my driveway.

I'd promise to be a good girl in return, but lets be real there's about a 2% chance of that happening.

Thank You
Nova

* basically put you all have great posts and I have nothing to add *

Sorry 'bout the truckload of coal last year....



Is this a little better?

Hey what is it with people giving me those little bags of coal each year One year I got six of them

I just KNEW it was you that was santa cause last year you kept whispering "watch the back"

[novachick]

DerbyX DerbyX:

Just 1 ferret but he's the biggest!

Mmmmmmmm nothing like a big ferret to make a girl smile

[Hyack]

novachick novachick:

DerbyX DerbyX:

Just 1 ferret but he's the biggest!

Mmmmmmmm nothing like a big ferret to make a girl smile

Especially one barbecued with a nice mesquite sauce....

[DerbyX]

The Wolf and Ferret.

Roses blossom in Winter.

Two become one intwined.

[Tricks]

DerbyX DerbyX:

The Wolf and Ferret.

Roses blossom in Winter.

Two become one intwined.

That was so gay.

[novachick]

DerbyX DerbyX:

The Wolf and Ferret.

Roses blossom in Winter.

Two become one intwined.

Now THATS hot

[novachick]

Hyack Hyack:

novachick novachick:

DerbyX DerbyX:

Just 1 ferret but he's the biggest!

Mmmmmmmm nothing like a big ferret to make a girl smile

Especially one barbecued with a nice mesquite sauce....

BBQ it but then the meat will fall off and I'll be left with is a damn bone ......wait .......no nevermind