In amongst our generally honest citizenry, we have
a latent society of malingerers...long living enviously
in the shadow of the United States of Litigation...
It was only a matter of time before our justice [sic]
system OK'd class-action and personal-injury suits,
and the viral infection known as "ambulance-chaser"
lawyers then spread to here.
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