BartSimpson BartSimpson:
This was one of the coolest summers I can recall in Sacramento.
Not one day over 110F this year and only eight days over 100F for the whole year.
And I am not complaining about it but the tomato crop and the grape harvests were a bit off this year because of the cool weather.
What?
You heretic. Do you not know California is in the path of "the Blob" as proclaimed by the new faith of what must now be called "The Science."
This is new "science" sinner. Not the old, just plain sciencey, science of the scientific method. This science has prophecy and new super-duper-magic computer models and they say if you are not prepared to one day sign your property and personal freedom over to Prog and his globalist overlords the world will be destroyed by nice weather- maybe in a 100 years, maybe two, but eventually and then boy oh boy, won't you be sorry.