[Newsbot]

Title: Nabisco redesigns Animal crackers to get rid of cages
Category: Business
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2018-08-21 15:35:33

[llama66]

Fuck PETA (Unless its People Eating Tasty Animals or People Eating Threatened Animals)

[raydan]

Took them long enough.

It's about time!

First world problems.

Finally!!!

My threatening letters to Nabisco worked.

[CDN_PATRIOT]

Seriously? This is a thing?!?! A freaking design on a cardboard box that no one outside of PETA gives a shit about because all we want are the damn animal crackers on the INSIDE of the box!!!



-J.

[housewife]

There crackers, inanimate objects that get eaten. Why would the picture on the box make anyone think anything but “I remember these from my childhood”. The world has gotten crazy

[herbie]

Cuz they sell like shit, even kids hate them these days.
ANY publicity might help sales.

[BeaverFever]

Oh well who cares. The world is a slightly better place now by an infinitesimal margin. .

[Sunnyways]

A gesture that comes rather late in the day. The way humans are wrecking this planet, cages will soon be the only safe place for large mammals.

[Strutz]

raydan raydan:

Took them long enough.

It's about time!

First world problems.

Finally!!!

My threatening letters to Nabisco worked.

LOL. Almost exactly what I was going to say (except for the threatening letters thing)
I almost posted it under "Funny" because I thought it was so outrageous.

Hilarious what some companies will do to appear to be PC. Even more hilarious what some organizations will get their knickers in a knot about.

[MeganC]

We keep more people in cages than animals.

[DrCaleb]

MeganC MeganC:

We keep more people in cages than animals.

^^^

And we treat them roughly the same.

[CharlesAnthony]

The Question: Why is the CBC advertizing junk food for Mondelez International, the parent company of Nabisco blah blah blah???

[BeaverFever]

MeganC MeganC:

We keep more people in cages than animals.

By “we” do you mean your family?

Because otherwise that’s not true. The US commercchicken industry alone consists of nearly 9.5 Billion birds in any given year, which is more than the entire human population of the planet.

[Jabberwalker]

They're going to get rid of the "bear" shape because the LGBTQ community didn't like it.

They're going to get rid of the "gorilla" shape because the Orangutans thought that they were racist.

They're going to get rid of the "camel" shape because the Muslims thought that it was referring to them.

They're going to get rid of the "cougar" shape because the feminists thought that is is a sexist jab.

They're going to get rid of the "bison" shape because the First Nations see it as cultural expropriation.

They're going to get rid of the "giraffe" shape because the Production can't guarantee unbroken necks coming off the line.

Wecome to the new Animal Crackers: Norway Rat, Jellyfish, Cockroach, Turkey Vulture, Warthog, Tapeworm