[Newsbot]

Title: Surprising discovery in gun safe ordered online
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2013-08-18 17:40:12

[DrCaleb]

So the one with the blue sticker on it was going to Texas the red one to Ohio . . . got it!

[BartSimpson]

Too bad it wasn't bags of cash instead of bags of stash.

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Too bad it wasn't bags of cash instead of bags of stash.

An industrious person could turn the stash into guns to keep in the safe, and get Obama to pay for it!

[BartSimpson]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Too bad it wasn't bags of cash instead of bags of stash.

An industrious person could turn the stash into guns to keep in the safe, and get Obama to pay for it!

You could probably get Obama to give you the guns, too.

[DrCaleb]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Too bad it wasn't bags of cash instead of bags of stash.

An industrious person could turn the stash into guns to keep in the safe, and get Obama to pay for it!

You could probably get Obama to give you the guns, too.

Since the safe was made in Mexico, I was thinking of that whole 'fast and furious' thing. And that one day soon, Twinkies may again be made in the US!

[BartSimpson]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

And that one day soon, Twinkies may again be made in the US!

THEY ARE!!! I just had one last week! One of the people at the office brought in several boxes. The new ones are noticeably smaller than the old ones but they taste the same and they leave you with that familiar plasticky aftertaste that tells you there's nothing natural about them in the least!

[sandorski]

At first I'd be, "SCORE", then before even lighting up I'd begin gettin paranoid about someone coming for their stash.