[Newsbot]

Title: Hiker mauled by polar bear during trip through Labrador park
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2013-07-26 15:10:30
Canadian

[saturn_656]

The little tricks that deter black bears and maybe even brown bears, are useless when it comes to polar bears.

If it moves, it's food as far as they're concerned.

[Unsound]

If only he'd had a coke to share...

[Bodah]

$1:

He said Parks Canada officials followed usual procedure by advising the group to hire an armed polar bear guard, but the eight-person group decided against taking the safety measure.

Fuckn morons.

I do a lot of camping, I know if the park officials said." I recommend you hire Mantuck with his bear gun to go with you" to protect yourself from predators. I'd take it, but then you'd never catch me camping in polar bear country in the first place.

[Hyack]

Unsound Unsound:

If only he'd had a coke to share...

Yep, nothing goes better with a manwich than an ice cold Coke to wash him down!