[Newsbot]

Title: Michael Douglas didn't blame sex for cancer, agent says
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2013-06-04 00:22:40

[saturn_656]

Hmmm... so what?

Who cares if he did? This kind of crap belongs in the pages of STAR or PEOPLE.

[Freakinoldguy]

They're narcissists so once Angelina had gone public about having her boobs off Douglas probably figured that he'd better get his ass in gear or he'd get left off the pity train.

So, he came up with this gem which, is unfortunate because instead of stopping the spread of cancer all he did was scare sexually uneducated youth into never having oral sex again without the spectre of becoming some old guy who's rotting away from the inside.

He should have put the condom on his tongue since it might have saved him from cancer and the rest of us from his inane prattle.

[Hyack]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

They're narcissists so once Angelina had gone public about having her boobs off Douglas probably figured that he'd better get his ass in gear or he'd get left off the pity train.

So, he came up with this gem which, is unfortunate because instead of stopping the spread of cancer all he did was scare sexually uneducated youth into never having oral sex again without the spectre of becoming some old guy who's rotting away from the inside.

He should have put the condom on his tongue since it might have saved him from cancer and the rest of us from his inane prattle.

I think your comments should really be directed towards the other story posted....here

[Freakinoldguy]

Right post wrong thread. LOL Anyway you can move it over or should I just cut and paste then delete this one?

[BartSimpson]

After seeing Michael Douglas getting by Matt Damon in the Liberace movie I find myself not caring.

[Brenda]

The HPV virus exists in almost everyone, for all I know. Usually, males give it to their partners, which CAN cause cervix cancer. Usually, it does not. When she has gotten it from her male partner (which is why girls are vaccinated before they become sexually active, they are not born with it...), she can certainly 'give it back'.

That is why you use an oral dam. Safe sex does not only mean 'wrap your willy'...

[BartSimpson]

The only 'safe sex' is between two loyal and monogamous partners be they gay, straight, or whatever.

[saturn_656]

Brenda Brenda:

Usually, males give it to their partners, which CAN cause cervix cancer.

Males also usually get it from their partners.

[Brenda]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

The only 'safe sex' is between two loyal and monogamous partners be they gay, straight, or whatever.

Who lost their virginity to each other.

[saturn_656]

Brenda Brenda:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

The only 'safe sex' is between two loyal and monogamous partners be they gay, straight, or whatever.

Who lost their virginity to each other.

If they were both "clean" prior that need not be the case.

[BartSimpson]

Brenda Brenda:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

The only 'safe sex' is between two loyal and monogamous partners be they gay, straight, or whatever.

Who lost their virginity to each other.

Exactly.

[saturn_656]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Brenda Brenda:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

The only 'safe sex' is between two loyal and monogamous partners be they gay, straight, or whatever.

Who lost their virginity to each other.

Exactly.

Well what fun is that Bart?

[BartSimpson]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Well what fun is that Bart?

I'll tell you.

Last night I sat on the couch and had a nice chat with my wife of 25 years. Her feet were in my lap and we watched some mindless stuff on the DVR while chatting and sipping wine.

It was a relatively uneventful evening and we went to bed early - about 9:15.

When you get older you'll envy me so trust me when I tell you that a few minutes worth of 'fun' may seem awesome when you're young but when you get older you'll regret every second of it if it means dying alone.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/bab ... story.html

[raydan]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

The only 'safe sex' is between two loyal and monogamous partners be they gay, straight, or whatever.

I'm screwed.