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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:31 pm
 


r) the huge pile of gnawed fish and goblin-bones in Gollum's cave

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:55 pm
 


You forgot one...

s) Yommama in a thumb press until he tells the truth. :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:33 pm
 


t) Five steroid-infused high school football players in the locker room kicking one of the gay kids to death.
u) The school hallway ringing with laughter as some of "the boys" share the photos of them merrily raping a Grade 10 girl.

Fuck, starting to upset myself here. :|


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:42 pm
 


Thanos Thanos:
u) The school hallway ringing with laughter as some of "the boys" share the photos of them merrily raping a Grade 10 girl.

Fuck, starting to upset myself here. :|



awww, that looks like Rotherham.
Oxford.
Derby.
Rochdale.
or any day in London.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:51 pm
 


martin14 martin14:
Thanos Thanos:
u) The school hallway ringing with laughter as some of "the boys" share the photos of them merrily raping a Grade 10 girl.

Fuck, starting to upset myself here. :|



awww, that looks like Rotherham.
Oxford.
Derby.
Rochdale.
or any day in London.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:32 pm
 


h) ... and Ollie North as a vice-presidential running mate for Rumsfeld.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:39 pm
 


Thanos Thanos:
m) an employee-morale boosting seminar where the sessions are hosted by Theodor Eicke, Glenn Beck, Tywin Lannister, and Victor Toombs from the X-Files


This must be the greatest poll ever!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:53 pm
 


I don't necessarily agree with Victor Toombs on his foreign policy but I'm pretty much in favour of his eating someone's liver/hibernating for the next 30 years policy. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:01 am
 


v) The ECW Mass Transit Incident, with Darrell Issa of the House Appropriations Committee playing in the role of New Jack 8O


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:53 am
 


Watching Sandra Fluke having her entitlement pay for my birth control clocked cleaned was the best part, she should try the pulling out method.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:46 am
 


One Democrat's response to her dad's taunting on the Republican win on Tuesday;

$1:
What matters to us is that all people are given equal opportunity. That women aren’t earning .78 cents for every dollar men earn for the exact same work. That gay people have a right to the sanctity of marriage. That poor people are given a hand up to help lift them out of despair and desperation. That children who were brought here as infant immigrants can have access to the American dream. That people like me who are contributing members of society can get health insurance without being discriminated against because I’m 47 with pre-existing conditions. That I make decisions about when and how I have children (not wealthy men). That America isn’t a police state. That imprisoning Americans (we have the highest rate of incarceration of any developed country in the world) isn’t a profitable enterprise. That the government will make voting as easy as possible, not as hard as possible. That our elected officials are responding to their constituents, not the Big Money that’s lining their pockets. That my kids science and history books will be written by….scientists and historians, not preachers. Will the Republicans deliver these things which are essential to our liberty? If they do, then most of my dreams will be fulfilled.

Our economy is back on top, something you’d know if you ever read or watched anything that’s not conservative media. Unemployment is lower than it’s been since 2009. The stock market has hit new highs. According to Forbes, the outlook has been a “boon for investors, as even the safest indices have yielded a 25% return.” Reagan tripled the deficit. Now? The Congressional Budget office has reported a $200 billion decrease and the deficit is now only 4% of the GDP and projections are that it will be only 2% by the time Obama leaves office. Will Republicans keep this momentum going? If they [do], maybe they’ll remain in power forever, and they’d deserve it!

Democratic politicians lost last night, but liberal values won in cases where issues were put up individually. Marijuana legalization in two states and D.C., minimum wage increases in four red states, rejection of “personhood” in Colorado, a gun control win in Washington state….put liberal values up individually and Americans vote for them. Yes, it seems voters were snowed by personality this year, but the fact is, when given the chance to vote on issues (not assholes), they vote liberal. Will Republicans be willing to put even more issues directly to the voters? If they do, then yay! Americans will get their country back, maybe.

What happened last night is exactly what happened in the last two years of every two-term president in my lifetime. Every six years, the party that controls the White House loses seats in the House and Senate and the president’s opposing party takes control of both houses. It happened to Reagan, Bush, and Clinton, too. This election wasn’t some blinding, unprecedented defeat. The other folks you copied on that email probably don’t know that, but I do and you do.

So if this is history, what else is history? Shall we do some research and discuss what happened in elections following those disastrous midterms? If history continues to be repeat itself, 2016 is going to be a hell of a good year for Democrats.

The Republicans now have two years to show America something, before 2016. I suspect it will be more of their same game. It’s possible that now that they have some power, they’ll actually try to work to get something done that actually matters. Now that they can really grab the black guy in the White House by the nuts, they will reclaim some integrity and actually work instead of being the worst performing Congress in history (fact). Maybe now that they’re in power, they’ll be concerned about real problems instead of Obama’s religion, his birth certificate, the fact that more people have been married to Newt Gingrich than have died from Ebola in the U.S. etc….

You and I both want the same thing: a good America for our progeny. I do think that the means of getting there is where we differ, of course, but that’s where we’re united. Whichever party delivers that is who we BOTH need to be supporting. If they both deliver good stuff, maybe there will be a lot less to argue about.

I”m not hopeful about what the Republican Congress will do. I’m hopeful about 2016 and I hope that this will mobilize fucking lazy asses who don’t get out to vote. I do wish that you’d look at all facts (I try to provide them to you) and work from that. You need to know that last night’s win was no “referendum” on anyone. It was what history predicted.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 9:03 am
 


Sandra Fluke is a cheap slut who needs a government subsidy to buy condoms.

*BOOM!*


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:59 pm
 


BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Sandra Fluke is a cheap slut who needs a government subsidy to buy condoms.

*BOOM!*


Shur lack Mercan pollytix!


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