[Bodah]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

In seriousness, I'd probably invest into Alternative Powers such as wind and solar and get off the grid once and for all... And perhaps have a house built somewhere. Small, but to my specifications, and they'd be interesting specifications.

Then perhaps use the rest for donation, family, food, life, etc.

That doesn't sound like a true communist comrade, the state would seize your winnings, thats if there was even a lottery in the first place.

[PostFactum]

bootlegga bootlegga:

PostFactum PostFactum:

Well, it's just taking money from people who think that something can fall from sky ,for just nothing

Nothing wrong with the lotto IMHO. If you're going to dream, why not dream big?

Only from that point of view

[Robair]

Tell the folks they can retire, then buy a lot of land.

[LightStarr]

Good bye to my student loan; mom's house paid for; help dad out even though he doesn't deserve it; but the 400 acres of land I've been drooling over in Central NB; toys of course; get off the grid like Mr. Canada said he would; some safe investing; get myself a PHD and well shit get the rest in loonies and toonies and swim in it McDuck style.

[Yogi]

SprCForr SprCForr:

Booze, hookers, Vegas.

All y'all are coming.

Not till I get to Vegas, at least!

[martin14]

SprCForr SprCForr:

Booze, hookers, Vegas.

All y'all are coming.

Best answer so far !!!

[ShepherdsDog]

After taking care of my kids' futures, I'd buy a little waterfront acreage out by East Sooke Regional Park. I'd try and make a lot of Christmas wish list trees bare of cards. I'd also set up a couple scholarships. Most of my family could go screw themselves, because all they do is fight over money when someone dies.

I'd likely open a used book store(not the bargain basement variety) with a coffee shop or tea house. One indulgence would be:

But only worth a couple million.

[Choban]

I'd piss, shit and vomit while having a fatal heart attack leaving no will and my friends and family to fight over the winnings.

Seriously though I'd invest to earn while sleeping and disappear for a looong time.

[BartSimpson]

SprCForr SprCForr:

Booze, hookers, Vegas.

All y'all are coming.

That's not what you do with a lottery windfall, that's what you do with two months back pay and a five day liberty.

[SprCForr]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

That's not what you do with a lottery windfall, that's what you do with two months back pay and a five day liberty.

I have to start somewhere.

Where better than in Vegas? I'd also hire every Elvis impersonator to attend the party. Who else should we get?

[ShepherdsDog]

SprCForr SprCForr:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

That's not what you do with a lottery windfall, that's what you do with two months back pay and a five day liberty.

I have to start somewhere.

Where better than in Vegas? I'd also hire every Elvis impersonator to attend the party. Who else should we get?

Yeah, but do you really want to end up in this predicament......AGAIN??

[Brenda]

SprCForr SprCForr:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

That's not what you do with a lottery windfall, that's what you do with two months back pay and a five day liberty.

I have to start somewhere.

Where better than in Vegas? I'd also hire every Elvis impersonator to attend the party. Who else should we get?

Betty White

[SprCForr]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Yeah, but do you really want to end up in this predicament......AGAIN??

Give me a break, it still got me into the showgirls dressing room. You on the other hand had to make do with the male shower room...until that security guard called the cops on you.

[SprCForr]

Brenda Brenda:

Betty White

Only if she's drinking.

[Lemmy]

SprCForr SprCForr:

Booze, hookers, Vegas.

All y'all are coming.

Likewise