[herbie]

Someone got me at the KFC in College Heights a couple years back. Stacked folded ketchup packs under the lid! Exploded everywhere!
But I'm a big guy, and the can was an inch or so low, I slammed onto it so freaking hard that ketchup shot halfway up the walls. And not a single drop hit me or my pants.
I actually laughed my head off at the little bastards. That's exactly a prank I would've pulled when I was 14.

[Canadian_Mind]

G-prime G-prime:

irl: oh wow *puts hands up* im out *closes this browser window, never to return*

I win.

[Benn]

[Puts on my lack of morals defense lawyer hat]

For those of you that need to know, the client fell into the toilet, in such shock of this he jumped up and slipped on the water that splashed up from the bowl and onto the floor, then hit the floor with his hip. Totally logical! Oh, BTw, add dry cleaning costs to that suit!

Of course Tim's should have expected this would happen. Out of all the millions who visit they would be negligent to think that they would not get at least one tool like this to come in.

[Takes off defense lawyer hat]

Someone show this guy the way to the US were people can actually win lame suits like this. Can't win at roll up the rim so he tries to make his own luck.