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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:25 pm
 


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Within 5 years I predict you will have your guts scanned for internal explosives..


5 years are you kidding me, I would give it 2-3 maybe before full blown x-ray machines are going to be norm in airports. Then we will all be walking around glowing :lol:


On another note why is all this security only for airplanes, arnt cruse ships at the same risk of someone trying to bomb them to? :?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:28 pm
 


Rakivic Rakivic:
martin14 martin14:
Within 5 years I predict you will have your guts scanned for internal explosives..


5 years are you kidding me, I would give it 2-3 maybe before full blown x-ray machines are going to be norm in airports. Then we will all be walking around glowing :lol:


On another note why is all this security only for airplanes, arnt cruse ships at the same risk of someone trying to bomb them to? :?




shhhhh.. allah is listening....


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:35 pm
 


If these targets are "too" protected, they will move on to "softer" targets.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:40 pm
 


Rakivic Rakivic:
martin14 martin14:
Within 5 years I predict you will have your guts scanned for internal explosives..


5 years are you kidding me, I would give it 2-3 maybe before full blown x-ray machines are going to be norm in airports. Then we will all be walking around glowing :lol:


On another note why is all this security only for airplanes, arnt cruse ships at the same risk of someone trying to bomb them to? :?


See, the risk is a bit higher on an aircraft. A scruffy jihadi with lumpy underwear can go unnoticed on your standard cattle-class airliner. With a hole in them most aircraft seem to hit the earth rather quickly with a rapid decceleration to 0 kph on impact.

Cruise ships on the other hand don't usually have single 23 year-old lunatics from Nigeria with a one-way ticket, armed with an anus bomb, wandering about the poop deck. They stick out a bit from all the fat, white boomers from North America.

Also a ship with a hole in it has much less of a fall than an aircraft, and they have watertight holds, all the good stuff.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:43 pm
 


it took an iceburg to sink the titanic

10lbs of dynamite will only make a loud popping sound


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ASLplease ASLplease:
it took an iceburg to sink the titanic

10lbs of dynamite will only make a loud popping sound


Plus those cruise ships are pretty well built compared to the Titanic. Gotta be able to handle a few thousand very fat arses.


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EyeBrock EyeBrock:
ASLplease ASLplease:
it took an iceburg to sink the titanic

10lbs of dynamite will only make a loud popping sound


Plus those cruise ships are pretty well built compared to the Titanic. Gotta be able to handle a few thousand very fat arses.


and several washed out musicians with their bands. :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:02 pm
 


ASLplease ASLplease:
and several washed out musicians with their bands. :lol:

Cool and the Gang played at halftime of the College Bowl game last night.

Seems they felt the need to integrate a bit of Rap into their songs. PDT_Armataz_01_32


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:39 pm
 


Does anyone know if I can bypass this scan if I fly out of Seattle and Bellingham....Flying in Feb to Vegas and March to Boston....Or should I wear my best lingerie or buy some granny panties? Any ideas?


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TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Does anyone know if I can bypass this scan if I fly out of Seattle and Bellingham....Flying in Feb to Vegas and March to Boston....Or should I wear my best lingerie or buy some granny panties? Any ideas?

I say fuck 'em right up and sport a strap-on :lol:


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PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Does anyone know if I can bypass this scan if I fly out of Seattle and Bellingham....Flying in Feb to Vegas and March to Boston....Or should I wear my best lingerie or buy some granny panties? Any ideas?

I say fuck 'em right up and sport a strap-on :lol:

ROTFL That is Genius!!!!!


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TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Does anyone know if I can bypass this scan if I fly out of Seattle and Bellingham....Flying in Feb to Vegas and March to Boston....Or should I wear my best lingerie or buy some granny panties? Any ideas?

I say fuck 'em right up and sport a strap-on :lol:

ROTFL That is Genius!!!!!

And they say pot clouds one's thinking :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:56 pm
 


Rakivic Rakivic:
martin14 martin14:
Within 5 years I predict you will have your guts scanned for internal explosives..


5 years are you kidding me, I would give it 2-3 maybe before full blown x-ray machines are going to be norm in airports. Then we will all be walking around glowing :lol:


On another note why is all this security only for airplanes, arnt cruse ships at the same risk of someone trying to bomb them to? :?


All luggage is x-rayed. Had my sgian dubh confiscated because of it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:46 pm
 


These things can't be good for ya..

Crotch Bomber Kicks Off
Massive DNA Destruction!
By J. Speer-Williams
1-7-10



...The Cartel's latest cloaked attack against mankind are their so-called Backscatter X-ray Machines, that expose the naked bodies of children, women and men at busy airport security portals; all based on the flimsy ploy of simply one "crotch bomber" at Christmas time of '09 in Detroit. Now suddenly, these Backscatter machines will be showing up at over 125 US airports.

These virtual strip searches, in addition to damaging our DNAs, will be setting the stage for the expansion of our world-wide cancer epidemic. Any amount of radiation is dangerous, as it is cumulative, and poses a serious threat to all living cells through which it passes, leaving behind a trail of destruction and genetic mutations.

The Backscatter doesn't actually emit X-rays, but little tested T-rays, or THz waves (terahertz waves), which is radiation that is positioned between microwaves and infrared rays on the electromagnetic spectrum. And as would be expected, the Cartel's scientists and corporate media have ensured that whether or not T-rays severely damage biological systems is to be a controversial subject: this is the usual Cartel stratagem whenever their agenda is on shaky grounds.

Boian Aleandrov, of the Center for Nonlinear Studies at Los alamos National Laboratory, however, has a very decided opinion regarding the dangers of T-rays: He tells us that T-rays tear apart human DNA.

Alexandrov, and his team at Los alamos, say that although the forces that T-rays exert are small, their resonant effects can "unzip" DNA strands, tearing them apart, thus creating bubbles in the strands that significantly interfere with gene expression and DNA replication. And whatever that means, it doesn't sound good.

Moreover, it seems these T-ray scanners will be operated by non-healthcare, hourly wage-earners, not trained in radiation medicine or imaging. And who is to prevent massive radiation overdoses? What protection will be offered to pregnant women, children, or our reproductive organs?

If you are like me, it's beginning to appear obvious that some power has far more interest in damaging our DNAs, than keeping us safe while flying.

J. Speer-Williams


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:28 pm
 


Get her, boys!!! She's got metal things on her nipples they must be BOMB TRIGGERS... yeee hawww!!!
I'm sorry ma'am but everyone knows that if you mix hydrochloric and sulfuric acid half and half and soak a tampon in it you'd have guncotton (with it's own built-in fuse)...


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