Alberta = Home of the Hot Beef Injection?
Well, Alberta is Brokeback Mountain territory after all. C'mon cowboys 'n' rednecks, you know it, your chronic drunk-driving and unremitting rural hostlity to anyone who steps on your turf is just a cover for the intense and fevered man-love for each other that you dare not express in public. Disguising yourselves in Carharts isn't fooling anyone. See, now you know how gay you are.
