2Cdo 2Cdo:
bootlegga bootlegga:
If an emoticon is all you got, time for you to pack up and call it a day...
Be sure to ask the government for permission before giving your kids a snack, or playing on the "non-compliant" play structure, or swimming without a CSA certified floatation device. When riding a bicycle ensure child is armoured up with helmet, gloves, elbow and knee pads.
And just to be extra safe hurry out and buy that jumbo roll of bubble wrap so they can safely make it through the summer.

Nice reductio ad absurdum, tack on a mention about Hitler and you'll have the Scoundrel's Trifecta in debating!
If you are too blind to see that some safety regulations for children are a good thing, that's your problem, not mine.