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 Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:56 pm
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy...  King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Well since i am already a princess....I think it only natural I should get the honour of being the first Queen of Canada...    Actually, you know Queen Elizabeth I? And how she was rumoured to have had numerous affairs and even sent her bastard children to some place in France? Well, my French ancestors come from there and my Great-Grandmother on my mother's side looks exactly like Queen Elizabeth I...
I should be King.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:54 am
travior travior: TattoodGirl TattoodGirl: Red_Eye Red_Eye: travior travior: Red_Eye Red_Eye: TattoodGirl TattoodGirl: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy... King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Well since i am already a princess....I think it only natural I should get the honour of being the first Queen of Canada... Maybe I could be your throne  Which of her thrones are you volunteering for RedEye??? Might wanna stick a t-paper holder to your side for when she is done with you!   ok umm there was a glitch in my proposal ....... Tatt I didn't mean I wanted to be your crapper ...ok? She would nag me to death if my lid was up  Ohhh...Red is so walked into that one I think a steel throne would be a little chilly anyway Nah, just plug him in and have him pre-warm himself. just make sure it is a GFCI outlet so you don't get electrocuted when you flush him. If I had a blue eye I'd be crying at that statement 
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:25 am
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy... King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Thought we already had one! The Oath taken by the GG, Judges, MP's, members of the Forces, the RCMP, new citizens, etc., reads as follows:
I, ……………, do Solemnly swear (affirm) that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, Queen of Canada, Her Heirs and Successors according to law, forever. So help me God. (My emphasis)
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:27 am
I never made any such alligence 
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:32 am
I think Red may be looking to be a Queen
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:55 am
the torys have nominated some losers in their day as well but like I said we have our own KING...
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:59 am
Jovan Jovan: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy... King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Thought we already had one! No we don't, we share one with a whole bunch of other countries and our head of state deigns to visit us once every few years or so.
Canada deserves better. Arky's proposed "made-in-Canada" monarchy is an excellent idea.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:03 pm
Streaker Streaker: Jovan Jovan: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy... King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Thought we already had one! No we don't, we share one with a whole bunch of other countries and our head of state deigns to visit us once every few years or so. Canada deserves better. Arky's proposed "made-in-Canada" monarchy is an excellent idea. While we may share Her Majesty with other countries, it makes her no less our Queen.
I, for one, have taken the Oath and am quite happy to sing or say, 'God save the Queen!'
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:08 pm
I'm with Streak and Arky. She and her family are BS head of state.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:13 pm
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: TattoodGirl TattoodGirl: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy... King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Well since i am already a princess....I think it only natural I should get the honour of being the first Queen of Canada... Actually, you know Queen Elizabeth I? And how she was rumoured to have had numerous affairs and even sent her bastard children to some place in France? Well, my French ancestors come from there and my Great-Grandmother on my mother's side looks exactly like Queen Elizabeth I... I should be King. well nice try.. but fuck Elizabeth 1 was an ugly bitch with black teeth and only bathed once a month or so.. died without having children.. rumours abound but she never had children bastard or otherwise..
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:43 am
You know..... getting praised in french may mean getting squeezed somehow
in that case um ...she is kinda cute..I'd praise her too. hmm was that 'la presser?'
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:52 am
kenmore kenmore: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: TattoodGirl TattoodGirl: Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace: I say Canada makes it's onw monarchy... King of Canada/Queen of Canada... Rolls off the tongue rather nicely... Well since i am already a princess....I think it only natural I should get the honour of being the first Queen of Canada... Actually, you know Queen Elizabeth I? And how she was rumoured to have had numerous affairs and even sent her bastard children to some place in France? Well, my French ancestors come from there and my Great-Grandmother on my mother's side looks exactly like Queen Elizabeth I... I should be King. well nice try.. but fuck Elizabeth 1 was an ugly bitch with black teeth and only bathed once a month or so.. died without having children.. rumours abound but she never had children bastard or otherwise.. Ok, you have proof of this? Any photo of her teeth will do.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:37 am
C.M. Burns C.M. Burns: kenmore kenmore: actually on the news today regarding this story, they said there were over 30000 letters in protest.. like I said its not about the prayer.. In response to the comments by naech ( in my humble opinion) those who immigrate here for a so called better life. etc. have absolutely no right to ask us to change our heritage,history or religion.. they are guaranteed religious freedom under the constitution.. it is not the freedom to change us or replace our faith etc..
the country was founded on christian values and traditions.. lets leave it at that.. if immigrants are not happy to hear our prayers, see our festive seasonal items.. which by the way they dont mind selling in their stores. then go to fuck back where they came from.. Kenmore, I'm not sure which column to put your comments in. Is it: a) Angry, white, male, privileged, christian bigot b) Angry, white, male, privileged, christian, bigoted moron. Thanks! kenmore kenmore: well nice try.. but fuck Elizabeth 1 was an ugly bitch with black teeth and only bathed once a month or so.. died without having children.. rumours abound but she never had children bastard or otherwise..
Jeez, Kenmore... now I have to add misogynist to the list
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:21 pm
Short, and ruddy in complexion; very strongly built.”
Francesco Gradenigo, 1596
“...her face oblong, fair, but wrinkled, her eyes small, yet black and pleasant; her nose a little hooked, her lips narrow and her teeth black; her hair was of an auburn colour, but false; upon her head she had a small crown. Her bosom was uncovered, as all the English ladies have it till they marry. Her hands were slender, her fingers rather long, and her stature neither tall nor low; her air was stately, and her manner of speaking mild and obliging.”
Paul Hentzner, German visitor to Greenwich Palace, 1598. this is from a biography of Queen Elizabeth I.... read any biographys and they say the same..
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