$1:
I never want to live in a place where you only have 1 season.
Well dang come on down. We got "Oh its feels NICE season, Oh it's getting warm season, OH MY GOD I'm melting it's so F'ing hot season, OMG what's this wet stuff falling from the sky season, Fall (last's up to two weeks if you are lucky), Dang it's cold season, OMG what happened to all the heat season." so as you can tell we have plenty of seasons for you to enjoy here in Texas. Some times you get 2 or more in just 1 day.