Avoid the dating profiles that say they love long walks in the rain or a candlelight bath. You just don't get a return on your investment with those ones.
Your wedding caterers will need to offer a "synthetic lubricant" course during dinner.
Prepare for the fact that she will be very mechanical in the sack.
Even though she claims to have her own wifi, you still won't be able to find her hotspot.
Even though you take out the garbage, it's clearly within her personal hygiene protocol to empty her own semen receptacle.
All of her criticisms and arguments are instantly researched and delivered via the worlds longest PowerPoint presentations.
Even robots manage to find friends who don't like you.
You will die exactly 0.67 seconds after Skynet becomes self aware.
BeaverFever
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:54 am
$1:
Even though it's never been found in their programming, the minute you marry your robot, she immediately refuses you all requests for BJ's.
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