Regina Regina:
Smoke bomb? Has a nice ring to it. Tell me more!!

Great, now I have a vision of PyroRegina going on a rampage.
It's nothing special. A roll of TP, some lighter fluid shot into the center of the roll and some of my wifes cold cream smeared on the outside to slow the burn.
The kids would bust a nut laughing because of the dancing around swinging and getting the occassional sting with the garden hose spraying all over the place.
I'm lucky in that wasps and bee stings don't hurt much and I never get a reaction. Mosquitos too. They might bite but they never itch or anything.