[Non-Rev]

"no-Preach"

[ShepherdsDog]

What do you get when you cross a biker and a Jehovah's Witness?



Someone who knocks on your door, 7 AM Sunday morning and tells you to fuck off.

[Northerly]

Lol..

[Richard]

You could always try what I did. One day a couple of old gals stopped by to preach and noticed there wasn't a lady present(she was in Hawaii). The very next day they showed up again but this time there were a couple of nice looking younger ladies with them. I had just gotten out of the shower to answer the door so my attire consisted of a towel.

Ladies I said I only believe in three things eating, drinking and f*cking at which time I dropped the towel and opened the door saying come on in.

[DerbyX]

Richard Richard:

You could always try what I did. One day a couple of old gals stopped by to preach and noticed there wasn't a lady present(she was in Hawaii). The very next day they showed up again but this time there were a couple of nice looking younger ladies with them. I had just gotten out of the shower to answer the door so my attire consisted of a towel.

Ladies I said I only believe in three things eating, drinking and f*cking at which time I dropped the towel and opened the door saying come on in.

A friend did something similar back in my uni days. Near where I lived they put up a JW kingdom hall and proceded to start coming to our door every weekend, usually early in the morn when we were nursing hangovers! One weekend my firend had had enough and just let them have it. "Fuck Off! We tell you this every fucking weekend! Which word don't you understand, fuck or off?". It was brilliant.

[kerfuffled]

When I was a youngster, my folks got divorced. Don't start feeling sorry for me or anylizing me, thats another thread ok? So anyway one day the JW's showed up at my mom's house. She was too nice to tell them to F-off and inadvertantly let it slip that she was newly divorced. They started to show up everyday. More and more they really started to bother us by coming to the door and trying to convert my mom. She would tell them she was not interested. She finally told them to shove off or else. They still came by. Finally she had enough and called the cops. They said the next time they come a 'callin', call us. So the next time they showed up, she told them "hang on a sec' I'll be right back" and went and called the OPP. She kept them at the door for a while and before you can say "The Watchtower" two large OPP constables showed up and made the crazy people go away. End of problem.

[kerfuffled]

I always point out to them that they are the only religion that comes looking for you. Catholics don't come to my door, Jews don't come to my door, Muslims, well they crash into my door with jets and exploding carbombs but thats another thread...JK!!!LOL
I guess my Mom didn't think that it was cool to hide from them ringing our doorbell day after day. Better to tell them them NOT to ring the doorbell because I don't want to hear your crap. Either way, THEY GOT THE MESSAGE! AMEN.

[The Hoser]

I've got a lot of time on my hands... When JW's show up I convert them.

[Tory_canuck]

I agree.Hopefully it will keep the Jehovah wittnesses away.They get very annoying when they come to our house every month and try to push their religion on us.I believe people should have the freedom to worship, but not to harrass others to make them join.Would a mailed money order be OK to pay for the sign ?

If the sign doesn't work, let them in and try to convert them to your religion.

[Canadian_Mind]

Tory_canuck Tory_canuck:

I agree.Hopefully it will keep the Jehovah wittnesses away.They get very annoying when they come to our house every month and try to push their religion on us.I believe people should have the freedom to worship, but not to harrass others to make them join.Would a mailed money order be OK to pay for the sign ?

there smart not to come here. we had a bull in teh fron yard. nearly killed the one old lady. tried to sue us the little....

[The Hoser]

Do you think that if they kept coming back you could smash their head into the concrete and then write it off as self-defense? Because that would really solve some problems...

[Canadian_Mind]

The Hoser The Hoser:

Do you think that if they kept coming back you could smash their head into the concrete and then write it off as self-defense? Because that would really solve some problems...

anger management. would be funny if a buhddist did that to a jehovas witness though eh?

[The Hoser]

STUPID USLESS ANGER! MANEGMENT CLASS! I HATE IT SO MUCH I SPIT ON IT!

[Canadian_Mind]

The Hoser The Hoser:

STUPID USLESS ANGER! MANEGMENT CLASS! I HATE IT SO MUCH I SPIT ON IT!

I know. did you see that one on the juicy fruit comercial?

[Tory_canuck]

Or you could spray the JW's with a hose.You would have to use a super soaker in the winter cuz the hose would be frozen.It would be funny to see them dripping wet in their nice church clothes.They would never come back.