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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:38 pm
 


This guy's got it all figured out:

Becoming A Pick-Up Artist: From 22 Year Old Virgin To Ladies Man

Enjoy! :twisted: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:49 pm
 


$1:
Jason asks:

how old were you when you first:
1. Kissed a girl?
2. Got a hand job?
3. Got head?
4. Had sex?

1. I kissed my mom many times as a baby My first date related kiss was in grade 6. So I was about 12 at the time.
2. 22
3. 22
4. 22




Yeah he's a winner, in the last to get some class.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:51 pm
 


hwacker hwacker:
$1:
Jason asks:

how old were you when you first:
1. Kissed a girl?
2. Got a hand job?
3. Got head?
4. Had sex?

1. I kissed my mom many times as a baby My first date related kiss was in grade 6. So I was about 12 at the time.
2. 22
3. 22
4. 22




Yeah he's a winner, in the last to get some class.


Hey, better late than never. :P :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:53 pm
 


lily lily:
51 women in 4 months?

He's not a "ladies'" man.


and very full of shit.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:12 pm
 


lily lily:
51 women in 4 months?


This guy needs to get checked out by a doctor for STD's.

If he is getting women that "easy," they are not very classy women.

In Calgary there is a place called the Cecil, I'm sure that is where he gets his "ladies." :roll:





PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:17 pm
 


hwacker hwacker:
lily lily:
51 women in 4 months?

He's not a "ladies'" man.


and very full of shit.
Thats over 120 days,guess hwacker couldnt do it,thats why he laughs at the claim. :lol:

Sometimes I feel sorry for hwacker. :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:19 pm
 


ziggy ziggy:
hwacker hwacker:
lily lily:
51 women in 4 months?

He's not a "ladies'" man.


and very full of shit.
Thats over 120 days,guess hwacker couldnt do it,thats why he laughs at the claim. :lol:

Sometimes I feel sorry for hwacker. :wink:


Ouch!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:33 pm
 


4 months, that's 18 weekends, that is 3 girls a weekend, 1 Friday, 1 Saturday and 1 Sunday.

I don't see the point? :?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:34 pm
 


ziggy ziggy:
hwacker hwacker:
lily lily:
51 women in 4 months?

He's not a "ladies'" man.


and very full of shit.
Thats over 120 days,guess hwacker couldnt do it,thats why he laughs at the claim. :lol:

Sometimes I feel sorry for hwacker. :wink:


He's full of shit, or he nails a ton of fat chicks.

Yeah i feel sorry for me too.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:37 pm
 


lily lily:
Maybe he wasn't good and none of the gals would agree to a 2nd date.


He said he "rather have her as a close friend than not at all" or something...

What does it tell you? ROTFL





PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:52 pm
 


Brenda Brenda:
lily lily:
Maybe he wasn't good and none of the gals would agree to a 2nd date.


He said he "rather have her as a close friend than not at all" or something...

What does it tell you? ROTFL


Tells me Hwacker aint getting any. Think we all figured that out long ago eh?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:58 pm
 


ziggy ziggy:
Brenda Brenda:
lily lily:
Maybe he wasn't good and none of the gals would agree to a 2nd date.


He said he "rather have her as a close friend than not at all" or something...

What does it tell you? ROTFL


Tells me Hwacker aint getting any. Think we all figured that out long ago eh?


Keep telling yourself that while you poke your buddies up in the great white north.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:59 pm
 


ziggy ziggy:
Brenda Brenda:
lily lily:
Maybe he wasn't good and none of the gals would agree to a 2nd date.


He said he "rather have her as a close friend than not at all" or something...

What does it tell you? ROTFL


Tells me Hwacker aint getting any. Think we all figured that out long ago eh?


You know I have to come to hwacker defense here.

I think he is saying he would rather be with a quality women, good looking, smart... rather than just some old bar slut.

Anyone can pick up a bar slut and nail it. You only reget it a few days later when you get some itchy sensation and you have crabs, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea or something far worse.

Being friends with the women, isn't true love just that? Friendship on Fire.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:01 pm
 


tritium tritium:
ziggy ziggy:
Brenda Brenda:
lily lily:
Maybe he wasn't good and none of the gals would agree to a 2nd date.


He said he "rather have her as a close friend than not at all" or something...

What does it tell you? ROTFL


Tells me Hwacker aint getting any. Think we all figured that out long ago eh?


You know I have to come to hwacker defense here.

I think he is saying he would rather be with a quality women, good looking, smart... rather than just some old bar slut.

Anyone can pick up a bar slut and nail it. You only reget it a few days later when you get some itchy sensation and you have crabs, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea or something far worse.

Being friends with the women, isn't true love just that? Friendship on Fire.

...


ROTFL Who's the one full of shit now? ROTFL

Yur just jealous ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL





PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:02 pm
 


tritium tritium:
ziggy ziggy:
Brenda Brenda:
lily lily:
Maybe he wasn't good and none of the gals would agree to a 2nd date.


He said he "rather have her as a close friend than not at all" or something...

What does it tell you? ROTFL


Tells me Hwacker aint getting any. Think we all figured that out long ago eh?


You know I have to come to hwacker defense here.

I think he is saying he would rather be with a quality women, good looking, smart... rather than just some old bar slut.

Anyone can pick up a bar slut and nail it. You only reget it a few days later when you get some itchy sensation and you have crabs, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea or something far worse.

Being friends with the women, isn't true love just that? Friendship on Fire.

...


Sounds like the voice of experience. 8)


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