[Firecat]

quote="Mr_Canada"]
I'm sure firecat would though. She actually has kids and something to worry about,

Technically, it would still be inappropriate. I just probably wouldn't be prostesting. [/quote]

Hey, wait a minnit! I may have been fixed but Firecat is still a boy!

I just don't spray anymore.

Ya only hadda click on "Profile" to see that I'm a boy-cat not a gurl-cat . Or rather I'm a bizarro human with an odd on-line persona that amuses me and (sometimes) other cat owners.

Cal me a girl again and I'll shred your drapes.

Firecat tosses his head in indignnation and struts away, with his tail arched contemptuously above his head to go nap on the bed.

[ziggy]

Firecat Firecat:

quote="Mr_Canada"]
I'm sure firecat would though. She actually has kids and something to worry about,

Technically, it would still be inappropriate. I just probably wouldn't be prostesting.

$1:

Hey, wait a minnit! I may have been fixed but Firecat is still a boy!

I just don't spray anymore.

Ya only hadda click on "Profile" to see that I'm a boy-cat not a gurl-cat . Or rather I'm a bizarro human with an odd on-line persona that amuses me and (sometimes) other cat owners.

Cal me a girl again and I'll shred your drapes.

Firecat tosses his head in indignnation and struts away, with his tail arched contemptuously above his head to go nap on the bed.

sigh!!!! They get SO uppity after you get their nuts cut.

[Firecat]

ziggy ziggy:

Firecat Firecat:

quote="Mr_Canada"]
I'm sure firecat would though. She actually has kids and something to worry about,

Technically, it would still be inappropriate. I just probably wouldn't be prostesting.

$1:

Hey, wait a minnit! I may have been fixed but Firecat is still a boy!

I just don't spray anymore.

Ya only hadda click on "Profile" to see that I'm a boy-cat not a gurl-cat . Or rather I'm a bizarro human with an odd on-line persona that amuses me and (sometimes) other cat owners.

Cal me a girl again and I'll shred your drapes.

Firecat tosses his head in indignnation and struts away, with his tail arched contemptuously above his head to go nap on the bed.

sigh!!!! They get SO uppity after you get their nuts cut.

Humph. Wouldn't you?

" A nice little car-ride"," they said. Lying bastards.

[Mr_Canada old]

Oh, sorry Firecat. I thought you said you were a mother. Misread the "I have a kid" part.

My apolagies.

*he

[Firecat]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Oh, sorry Firecat. I thought you said you were a mother. Misread the "I have a kid" part.

My apologies.

I have two actually, that I have let live. There were others but there was that ice storm a while back and we were running low on food.

[Firecat]

Sooooo. speaking of recommendations for the next Liberal leader... I suggest a cat.


One of Harper's best qualities is he likes cats.

He can't be all bad.

[Mr_Canada old]

Firecat Firecat:

Sooooo. speaking of recommendations for the next Liberal leader... I suggest a cat.


One of Harper's best qualities is he likes cats.

He can't be all bad.

I suggest me.

I turn this country back to it's former Liberal Glory.

Maybe I could do something about that awful tax though...

Oh, and if Alberta keeps bitching, I'd force them to pay GST again. *evil laughter* And no more $400 a year each bullshit!

I'd ship the Separatists (from anywhere in the country) off to some US state.. Maybe Florida, where they probably all vacation every summer anyway.

Then I'd assist the US in building the Electric/Fence on the Canadian Border they desire. Then I'd stop answering their calls,

And maybe takeover Cuba to piss the Americans off.....

[Firecat]

Oh great, if you go and rile Grainfedprairieboy I'm not backing you up. He gave me part of his tunafish sammich and that buys a lot of loyalty...

Unless you have some salmon.

[Mr_Canada old]

Firecat Firecat:

Oh great, if you go and rile Grainfedprairieboy I'm not backing you up. He gave me part of his tunafish sammich and that buys a lot of loyalty...

Unless you have some salmon.

MY SALMON.

*my favourite meat... is fish meat? Whatever.*

[Firecat]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Firecat Firecat:

Oh great, if you go and rile Grainfedprairieboy I'm not backing you up. He gave me part of his tunafish sammich and that buys a lot of loyalty...

Unless you have some salmon.

MY SALMON.

Because you are a good Liberal, not only will I share my supperdish I won't hack up a hairball in your underwear drawer.

Or I might anyway. Cats are perverse that way.

Make my salmon smoked, please, on a sesame bagel, with capers.
Much obliged.

Waiter, give the bill to Mr_Canada.

What - where am I supposed to carry cash?

[Mr_Canada old]

Firecat Firecat:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Firecat Firecat:

Oh great, if you go and rile Grainfedprairieboy I'm not backing you up. He gave me part of his tunafish sammich and that buys a lot of loyalty...

Unless you have some salmon.

MY SALMON.

Because you are a good Liberal, not only will I share my supperdish I won't hack up a hairball in your underwear drawer.

Or I might anyway. Cats are perverse that way.

Make my salmon smoked, please, on a sesame bagel, with capers.
Much obliged.

Waiter, give the bill to Mr_Canada.

What - where am I supposed to carry cash?

I don't have a job,

Here waiter, this cat should make a great purse.

[Firecat]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Firecat Firecat:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Firecat Firecat:

Oh great, if you go and rile Grainfedprairieboy I'm not backing you up. He gave me part of his tunafish sammich and that buys a lot of loyalty...

Unless you have some salmon.

MY SALMON.

Because you are a good Liberal, not only will I share my supperdish I won't hack up a hairball in your underwear drawer.

Or I might anyway. Cats are perverse that way.

Make my salmon smoked, please, on a sesame bagel, with capers.
Much obliged.

Waiter, give the bill to Mr_Canada.

What - where am I supposed to carry cash?

I don't have a job,

Here waiter, this cat should make a great purse.

If you're parents loved you, you'd have an allowance and you could buy all the salmon you want and they'd clean your litter box like mine does.


I'd love to stay but there's a group yowl in the alleyway and I promised I'd be there because they're short on Baritones.

We are rehearsing the Can Opener Chorus. Next week we work on the dance.

[Mr_Canada old]

Firecat Firecat:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Firecat Firecat:

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Firecat Firecat:

Oh great, if you go and rile Grainfedprairieboy I'm not backing you up. He gave me part of his tunafish sammich and that buys a lot of loyalty...

Unless you have some salmon.

MY SALMON.

Because you are a good Liberal, not only will I share my supperdish I won't hack up a hairball in your underwear drawer.

Or I might anyway. Cats are perverse that way.

Make my salmon smoked, please, on a sesame bagel, with capers.
Much obliged.

Waiter, give the bill to Mr_Canada.

What - where am I supposed to carry cash?

I don't have a job,

Here waiter, this cat should make a great purse.

If you're parents loved you, you'd have an allowance and you could buy all the salmon you want and they'd clean your litter box like mine does.


I'd love to stay but there's a group yowl in the alleyway and I promised I'd be there because they're short on Baritones.

We are rehearsing the Can Opener Chorus. Next week we work on the dance.

Families can love? I found them as heartless fiends who just bitch at everything that happens in the house.

[Firecat]

Gee, sorry to hear that. I'm lucky with my kids - I really like them as individuals as well as love them as their Dad. I do take some credit along with their Mom. Teaching drama I think made me a pretty responsive parent and pretty easy to get along with, even while being "parental."

I consider them as smart if not smarter than I am and I've never hesitated to say "I don't know" or even "I'm sorry" when I've felt I handled something unfairly. I try to treat them as the young adults they are. Being older than they gives me more experience and perspective but it doesn't necessarily make me right.

I think they respect and appreciate that. As a consequence I've yet to have a single clichéd parent/teen clash. (knock wood)

No arguments, no slamming doors, no stomping away.

How do I do it?

Mostly by staying drunk all the time.

[Mr_Canada old]

Firecat Firecat:

Gee, sorry to hear that. I'm lucky with my kids - I really like them as individuals as well as love them as their Dad. I do take some credit along with their Mom. Teaching drama I think made me a pretty responsive parent and pretty easy to get along with, even while being "parental."

I consider them as smart if not smarter than I am and I've never hesitated to say "I don't know" or even "I'm sorry" when I've felt I handled something unfairly. I try to treat them as the young adults they are. Being older than they gives me more experience and perspective but it doesn't necessarily make me right.

I think they respect and appreciate that. As a consequence I've yet to have a single clichéd parent/teen clash. (knock wood)

No arguments, no slamming doors, no stomping away.

How do I do it?

Mostly by staying drunk all the time.

Oh, I normally don't freak out.

I let the family walk all over me and use me as a tool only when they think I'm nessisary. They also converse about me alot behind my back. I've caught them multiple times.

They pilage through my stuff, talk to my teachers and invade my personal privacy.

They also bitch and whine about stuff THEY did saying complete bullshit about me. All a bunch of self-rightous self-centred pro-totalatarian fascist nazis.

And my mother DOES arrive home drunk almost every fucking night. At aroudn 2 AM every second night I hear her bed banging against the wall. I've learned to get over alot of bullshit. She continues to claim that we arn't poor, but I know. We barely have food.

I hate them all. Except for my mother's boyfriend. He's a good dude.

Rant that had nothing to do with the topic complete.

Infact, it's probably because of my stressed home life/school life that I don't have a jpob and got into politics. Find some other angle to focus my growing hatred for those around me.

Like NAFTA, and fascists. And the occasional stab at the United States.

Infact, if it wern't for Canadaka showing me patriotism (along with many other Pro-Canadian Sites, like Vive Le Canada and Canada 4 Life), I'd probably be stoned and robbing stores right now.