[canucker]

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.


At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.


Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.


HAVE A GREAT DAY...



...and wash your hands!

[Scarecrow]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just had to do that.

I'll be paranoid for a week.

[kerfuffled]

canucker canucker:

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Strangely, this excites me...


At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
This is why I hate going to weddings...


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[canucker]

lily lily:

$1:

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises

Indirectly?
That sucks.

That's good....

[RUEZ]

lily lily:

$1:

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises

Indirectly?
That sucks.

LOL

[ShepherdsDog]

you can't wash your hands enough, unless of course you are an obsessive-compulsive who removes your epidermal coating. Living here in Asia, we are constantly exposed to all sorts of nasty little buggers. In Taiwan, we are in the middle of the season for enterovirus, which is a killer for small children. Our youngest son is 14 mnths old and just to be safe we keep the mosquito netting on to keep everyone from touvhing him.

[Giselle]

Everyone put their hands in their pockets!

That's funny, kinda gross but funny.

I ride the rocket in TO all the time, and ya touching stuff is well kinda unavoidable. I saw someone with a little bottle of sanitizer on there, not a bad idea but you'd need a tube with a constant drip in TO to really make it work.

[canadian1971]

Lmao.....I just watched a documentry on WW1....one particular vet said that they were told in case of gas attack they should pee in their hankerchief(?) and cover their mouths.......He then went on to describe how they did come under a gas attack, and how he thought the hankercheif wasnt good enough so he dunked his head in a bucket of pee, then covered his mouth!

[Blue_Nose]

Giselle Giselle:

I ride the rocket in TO all the time,

I really hope you're talking about a train......

Giselle Giselle:

I saw someone with a little bottle of sanitizer on there, not a bad idea but you'd need a tube with a constant drip in TO to really make it work.

I can't imagine most people need that stuff. All it does is ruin your immune system. I've always been relatively 'clean', but I was never crazy about it, and as far as I'm concerned, anything that comes off other peoples' bodies likely comes off mine, too. I'm fairly trusting, though, and there's not that many 'untrustworthy' people where I'm from.

My philosophy works though; The one time that I've ever been sick (ie, laid up in bed) in the last six or seven years was strept throat a few years ago.... and that was because my girlfriend at the time had it.

Everyone needs to eat their fair share of dirt.

p.s. that list is gross and I can't see how any of them can be confirmed....

[The Hoser]

Hygien is for losers and circus clowns.

[Blue_Nose]

The Hoser The Hoser:

Hygien is for losers and circus clowns.

Says the 13 year old

You still have to have the dirt wiped off your face when you come inside for supper, don't you?

[The Hoser]

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:

The Hoser The Hoser:

Hygien is for losers and circus clowns.

Says the 13 year old

You still have to have the dirt wiped off your face when you come inside for supper, don't you?

Only if I've been playing the mud

[The Lumberjack]

canucker canucker:

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


HAVE A GREAT DAY..

...and wash your hands!

Which goes to show that women are bigger wankers than men

[Ripcat]

When I'm out I wash my hands before I take a leak. My penis is hasm't been touching door handles, railing, coins etc and is the cleanest part of my body most likely. It's been locked up in a clean pair of underwear all day!

Also, urine is relatively clean, it's your crap that carries all the bacteria and the like. I always wash after a dump! How much fecal matter do we come into contact with because people don't wash after a dump or pick their ass because they don't wipe or wash it very well?????

[Giselle]

$1:

I just watched a documentry on WW1....one particular vet said that they were told in case of gas attack they should pee in their hankerchief(?) and cover their mouths.......He then went on to describe how they did come under a gas attack, and how he thought the hankercheif wasnt good enough so he dunked his head in a bucket of pee, then covered his mouth!

Only men would think of shit like that.....Women I think would rather go out with a little class, not have their head in a bucket of pee, I know I would.