[BartSimpson]

Friday night's 'Mega Millions' lottery is up to $270 million dollars and if we win then everyone is invited to my place for drinks!


As always, a couple rules and disclaimers:

1. Regardless if he signs on or not Trevor gets an equal share of any jackpot.

2. To qualify you must have 100 or more posts on CKA.

3. Just post in the topic and you're in!

4. Any legal reasons why you can't share in the jackpot, or why you have to pay taxes, or any other legal issue that pops up is your problem and not mine.

5. The shares will be equally divided among those who are qualified according to these rules and disclaimers AND who have the legal right to participate.

6. You must sign in BEFORE the draw in order to participate. No exceptions.

7. A 'jackpot' is defined as the top prize if one of our ticket(s) matches all of the winning numbers.

Note: My scanner is currently down so I am just posting our numbers for now:

$1:

Ticket #1: 04 07 36 64 73 - Mega Number = 14
Ticket #2: 17 48 63 69 72 - Mega Number = 03

As always, Good luck to us all!

[Thanos]

Please, help me....

[Regina]

In again.

[DrCaleb]

Palau or Naruau. We could afford to buy either country with those winnings.

[Tyler_1]

I wish that a cat foot was as lucky as a rabbit foot because then maybe I could help us win.

[Tyler_1]

I voted to be flown around but now I'm thinking my first time should be in a slower one with a more mellow pilot who doesn't fly straight up or upside down, or spin, or laugh when people are screaming.

[DrCaleb]

DonnaWho DonnaWho:

I voted to be flown around but now I'm thinking my first time should be in a slower one with a more mellow pilot who doesn't fly straight up or upside down, or spin, or laugh when people are screaming.

We won't have those kind in the Democratic Republic of Calebistan. Just the kind that laugh when you puke your guts out, and scream like a little girl on landing.

[Tyler_1]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

DonnaWho DonnaWho:

I voted to be flown around but now I'm thinking my first time should be in a slower one with a more mellow pilot who doesn't fly straight up or upside down, or spin, or laugh when people are screaming.

We won't have those kind in the Democratic Republic of Calebistan. Just the kind that laugh when you puke your guts out, and scream like a little girl on landing.

You forgot pee the pants.

[Strutz]

I'm in for sure!

Thanks Bart! Early retirement sounds good to me right now.

[martin14]

I'm in,I'm in, I'm in for a grin.

[raydan]

Bart's dangling that carrot in our face again.

[Robair]

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

And my beer fridge quit working.

[BartSimpson]

raydan raydan:

Bart's dangling that carrot in our face again.

Perchance to dream what dreams may come.

[saturn_656]

Why not...

[bootlegga]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Palau or Naruau. We could afford to buy either country with those winnings.

In the US, they don't give it all to you - you either get a lump sum payment for half of the total or they give you annual payments for 20/25 years. And don't forget the IRS gets their share too.

Still, even half is a nice chunk of change.