[themasta]

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:

Tman1 Tman1:

Damn, you stole my avatar.

Have you ever listened to Tom Waits? He's a musical/lyrical prodigy.

A PRODIGY.

"The captain is a one-armed dwarf
He's throwing dice along the wharf
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King"

If you watch Shrek 2 (I think) there is a scene in a bar with a pirate on the piano...guess who it is...

In addition, I was at Arby's and had one of there "blizzards" or whatever the hell they call them and about half way through it had a staple in it. What makes this weirder is that it happened on two separate occasions. Like honestly, twice?

[Alta_redneck]

Just this past week i picked up some breaded hot wings from a deli and went home. Jezz they were good, down to the second last one, i took a bit and off came most of the crumbs and what do i see, FEATHERS And not a horror but a ripe off, we were on holidays and needed gas, Pulled off the freeway into this town and thought we'd pick up some burgers also. Get back out on the highway and dig into the burgs and i said WTF. Opened up the bun and there wasn't any patties in the bun

[xerxes]

Here's a film clip that explains everything.

Don't piss off your waiter. (Watch the first 2 minutes)

[kitty]

A few years ago i was having dinner with my boyfriend and his parents at a "nice" restaurant. We were all enjoying a good meal and good conversation until i noticed her teacup had blood on the rim. At first i thought it might be lipstick so i asked her about it. She was shocked to see the blood and felt her lip to see where the blood was coming from. Her tongue was bleeding! If she had bit her tongue she would have felt it… she would have remembered it. Instead, she found a tiny cut in the middle of her tongue which we could only assume was from something sharp in her meal.

The waitress panicked a little when we showed her so the manager brought over some ice and told her to apply pressure. When the blood would not stop we decided to go to the hospital. As we were leaving, the waitress very quietly mentioned that it could have been glass in the salad. We were stunned.

She had to have two stitches in her tongue to stop the bleeding.

[themasta]

WDHIII WDHIII:

kitty kitty:

A few years ago i was having dinner with my boyfriend and his parents at a "nice" restaurant. We were all enjoying a good meal and good conversation until i noticed her teacup had blood on the rim. At first i thought it might be lipstick so i asked her about it. She was shocked to see the blood and felt her lip to see where the blood was coming from. Her tongue was bleeding! If she had bit her tongue she would have felt it… she would have remembered it. Instead, she found a tiny cut in the middle of her tongue which we could only assume was from something sharp in her meal.

The waitress panicked a little when we showed her so the manager brought over some ice and told her to apply pressure. When the blood would not stop we decided to go to the hospital. As we were leaving, the waitress very quietly mentioned that it could have been glass in the salad. We were stunned.

She had to have two stitches in her tongue to stop the bleeding.

Wow.. they didnt look into legal action? (hard to prove I know) Same sort of thing happened to a friend of mine years ago but it was something metallic; cut the inside of his cheek so bad they actually called an ambulance.

Drives a REAL nice car now adays...

I bet he gets all the ladies whistling through the hole in his cheek...mmm, that's hot.

[themasta]

WDHIII WDHIII:

themasta themasta:

WDHIII WDHIII:

kitty kitty:

A few years ago i was having dinner with my boyfriend and his parents at a "nice" restaurant. We were all enjoying a good meal and good conversation until i noticed her teacup had blood on the rim. At first i thought it might be lipstick so i asked her about it. She was shocked to see the blood and felt her lip to see where the blood was coming from. Her tongue was bleeding! If she had bit her tongue she would have felt it… she would have remembered it. Instead, she found a tiny cut in the middle of her tongue which we could only assume was from something sharp in her meal.

The waitress panicked a little when we showed her so the manager brought over some ice and told her to apply pressure. When the blood would not stop we decided to go to the hospital. As we were leaving, the waitress very quietly mentioned that it could have been glass in the salad. We were stunned.

She had to have two stitches in her tongue to stop the bleeding.

Wow.. they didnt look into legal action? (hard to prove I know) Same sort of thing happened to a friend of mine years ago but it was something metallic; cut the inside of his cheek so bad they actually called an ambulance.

Drives a REAL nice car now adays...

I bet he gets all the ladies whistling through the hole in his cheek...mmm, that's hot.

Hey your g/f thought so....

That's because she has low self-esteem. Hence the reason why she's my g/f to begin with...gotta cut the weak ones from the herd.