LMAO! I'm 41 and already have back pain, so....
Anyways, here's what happened all four times I got close to my dream:
1) Ex-fiancee crashed my truck (which had been perfectly set up to tow the boat/trailer). I was a year away from paying off the truck and was going to put the boat on the line of credit I had at the time.
2) Car blew up. My Taurus wagon blew it's whole fuel system, so I had to dump it and buy another vehicle (which took all my spare money).
3) Car blew up. My sedan's engine exploded on the way to work one February day. I was planning on getting the boat that April.
4) Last fall. I bought a hitch for my current car, only to find out that the installation would void the warranties. Was also told my a mechanic friend that towing with my vehicle might ruin the transmission.
-J.