[Yogi]

Being that I am a frequenter of kijiji, I see a lot of pathetic ads. This one gotta be one of the most such! Since I am having such a shitty day, I thought I would share it with 'him'!

Date Listed 31-May-11
*Price Free *
Address Edmonton, AB T5B 2V4, Canada
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Following Gods word to help a very scared child of God who has lived a horrible life so far. I ended up getting taken by this poor child who needs God so desperately. She left suddenly recently after writing me a rather large cheque that has since come up funds frozen. I will be happy to share my awesome and ongoing testimony with you.


Leaving me in such a jam has left me no choice but to follow Gods word and post an ad to see if there is a good soul out there who has a sturdy, registrable trailer that can be used for hauling construction waste. There is a great demand for this kind of labour and I have the right type of work ethic, a strong back, and faith in God to put your trailer to good use and turn my life and others who God sends my way around.


Of course as my financial life is frozen right now, I can only offer my friendship and prayers as payment.


If there is any contractors out there looking for an awesome site clean up guy please give me a shout. I have an 09 Ranger that can haul a big load in a trailer and you will be always pleased with my work.


God bless, ******

Cut out the 'God crap', get off the pity-pot, and get your sorry a$$ up to Slave Lake, where they are in desperate need of people to do the exact type of work that you claim to be seeking!

[Brenda]

"But but but, she wrote me a cheque, and before that my life was fantastic, but that cheque bounced and now I am broke"

[Choban]

I often see ads from people looking for work on Kijiji, I guess they think it's easier to post an ad than to actually look for work.
I get a kick out of the wanted ads on there too, people post looking for things ad you can see the very item they want on the same page.

[wildrosegirl]

This is second only to coming across a personal ad for "Friendship and Adventures" by my ex-boss.... while she was still my boss.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty visuals!

I just happened to appear on the screen where all the "chatty" night staff hung out.

[raydan]

$1:

Following Gods word to help a very scared child of God who has lived a horrible life so far. I ended up getting taken by this poor child who needs God so desperately. She left suddenly recently after writing me a rather large cheque that has since come up funds frozen. I will be happy to share my awesome and ongoing testimony with you.

Translation...

I got "inner stirings" for this very young girl and since I'm a dirty old man who wanted no more than to get into her pants, I stupidly emptied my bank account to buy her stuff (clothing, electronics, drugs...), hoping to get some long overdue action. Since she never gave me anything, not even a handjob, I finally understood it was never going to happen so I kicked her out, but asked her to pay what I'd bought for her.

[BartSimpson]

It's with regards to the kijiji ad that I think Sandorski's typical response is appropriate:

Fail.

[fifeboy]

Yogi Yogi:

Being that I am a frequenter of kijiji, I see a lot of pathetic ads. This one gotta be one of the most such! Since I am having such a shitty day, I thought I would share it with 'him'!

Gee Yogi, sorry about your day.

[Yogi]

And his reply to me was;

God loves you to Sir and I hope you have a beautiful and awesome day.

May God bless you beyond your wildest dreams

******

And as well, I'M SURE that he would want me to extend his wishes to all of you's as well!

[Brenda]

Why, thank you sweetcheeks

[Yogi]

fifeboy fifeboy:

Yogi Yogi:

Being that I am a frequenter of kijiji, I see a lot of pathetic ads. This one gotta be one of the most such! Since I am having such a shitty day, I thought I would share it with 'him'!

Gee Yogi, sorry about your day.

Thanks, FB. It's getting better. A word of advice to all; If you're considering buying one of those @!#$^ Sears tin sheds. DON"T!!!

Don't be such a cheap prick, and spend the few extra $$$ for one made out of wood. The time, effort, aggravation, and cost in the long run, will be well worth whatever you pay for.

Going for a bike ride this evening.

[desertdude]

I love kijiji, I bought off a phone there from once, infact still using it till today.

Don't go all as in how this dude in Dubai or lemme rephrase WHY this dude in dubai...

And for the curious mind. Its a Rogers HTC Diamond.

BTW WTF does kijiji mean ?

[Brenda]

Better yet, how the hell do you pronounce it in English???
In Dutch, ok, but English?

[fifeboy]

Yogi Yogi:

Thanks, FB. It's getting better. A word of advice to all; If you're considering buying one of those @!#$^ Sears tin sheds. DON"T!!!

OK, now I understand, I haven't done the tin shed thing but have gotten into other cheap crap that makes ya wanna cry.

Yogi Yogi:

Going for a bike ride this evening.

Excellent Idea. Perhaps you will run into:
That will improve your day. Buy ya a pint.

[Yogi]

Brenda Brenda:

Better yet, how the hell do you pronounce it in English???
In Dutch, ok, but English?

kee gee gee

Now say it fast.


Now say it really fast!

[Brenda]

Yogi Yogi:

Brenda Brenda:

Better yet, how the hell do you pronounce it in English???
In Dutch, ok, but English?

kee gee gee

Now say it fast.


Now say it really fast!

Exactly!!
Who the hell came up with that?