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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:14 pm
 


Ok, you guys who are using soft toilet tissue...you know who you are. You're burning up the planet, and killing the polar bears every time you wipe your butt.

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The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.

"This is a product that we use for less than three seconds and the ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees is enormous," said Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defence Council.

"Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution." Making toilet paper has a significant impact because of chemicals used in pulp manufacture and cutting down forests.

A campaign by Greenpeace seeks to raise consciousness among Americans about the environmental costs of their toilet habits and counter an aggressive new push by the paper industry giants to market so-called luxury brands.

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.

"We have this myth in the US that recycled is just so low quality, it's like cardboard and is impossible to use," said Lindsey Allen, the forestry campaigner of Greenpeace.

The campaigning group says it produced the guide to counter an aggressive marketing push by the big paper product makers in which celebrities talk about the comforts of luxury brands of toilet paper and tissue.

Those brands, which put quilting and pockets of air between several layers of paper, are especially damaging to the environment.

Paper manufacturers such as Kimberly-Clark have identified luxury brands such as three-ply tissues or tissues infused with hand lotion as the fastest-growing market share in a highly competitive industry. Its latest television advertisements show a woman caressing tissue infused with hand lotion.

The New York Times reported a 40% rise in sales of luxury brands of toilet paper in 2008. Paper companies are anxious to keep those percentages up, even as the recession bites. And Reuters reported that Kimberly-Clark spent $25m in its third quarter on advertising to persuade Americans against trusting their bottoms to cheaper brands.

But Kimberly-Clark, which touts its green credentials on its website, rejects the idea that it is pushing destructive products on an unwitting American public.

Dave Dixon, a company spokesman, said toilet paper and tissue from recycled fibre had been on the market for years. If Americans wanted to buy them, they could.

"For bath tissue Americans in particular like the softness and strength that virgin fibres provides," Dixon said. "It's the quality and softness the consumers in America have come to expect."

Longer fibres in virgin wood are easier to lay out and fluff up for a softer tissue. Dixon said the company used products from sustainbly farmed forests in Canada.

Americans already consume vastly more paper than any other country — about three times more per person than the average European, and 100 times more than the average person in China.

Barely a third of the paper products sold in America are from recycled sources — most of it comes from virgin forests.

"I really do think it is overwhelmingly an American phenomenom," said Hershkowitz. "People just don't understand that softness equals ecological destruction."


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I wonder what brand Fat Albert (Gore) uses to wipe his humongous butt. That's a lot of Scotties little softie going down the ecological and literal toilet.


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I wonder what brand Fat Albert (Gore) uses to wipe his humongous butt. That's a lot of Scotties little softie going down the ecological and literal toilet.




He doesn't use bog paper, that's why he's so full of it. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:52 am
 


i discovered the environmental impact of TP a long, long time ago. I hav'et wiped my arse since i was 11. Get on board guys,do it for your children, and your children's children.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:58 am
 


The alternative is to popularize the bidet and then the greenies will whine about increased water usage. Actually, until we start actively murdering people to 'save the planet' the greenies will continue to moan. My suggestion is that any person who advocates mass murder (by any means) in order to save the planet should be summarily executed so they can help implement their plan first.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:08 pm
 


My room mate is one of these people; triple ply, softest shit he can find, and he goes through a roll every 3 to 5 days days...


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:16 pm
 


I'm going to do my part to save the planet.
Starting tomorrow, I'm go to hang up 2 hand towels near the bowl, one for me and one for my GF. No more paper tissues. When you go "number 2", you lather up YOUR towel, wipe your butt, then rinse it off (the towel, not your butt) and hang it back up. 8O


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