[tritium]

Winston Churchhill was once arguing with a woman. She became angry and told him in a fit, "If you were my husband, I would put poisen in your tea!".

Without missing a beat he replied, "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it".




Can't beat that timing.


>> add your quotes below.

[tritium]

Winston Churchill, when the Iraqis staged their insurgency against British rule in 1920, called Iraq

"an ungrateful volcano"

How true is that today.

[tritium]

"If a man isn't a liberal by the time he is twenty he has no heart. If a man isn't a conservative by the time he is thirty he has no brain" - Sir Winston Churchill

[Tokimini]

Another from Winston. He was at a party and he was loaded. A woman said in disgust "Mr prime minister, you are drunk." Churchill said "Yes madam, and you are ugly. In the morning I will be sober."

From Groucho Marx when asked why he turned down an invitation to join a well known mens club: " I would never belong to a club that would have a person like me as a member."

[kathematics]

I'm about as useful as tits on a bull

stephen harper

[Hyack]

"All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity."

Gordie Howe

[Regina]

He's so generous he'd give you the sleeves of his vest.

[Regina]

Don't go away mad........just go away.

[toothpick]

They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. -- General Abrams.

[Regina]

So I said to myself.........and I knew it was me because I recognised the voice.

[Hyack]

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx

[DrCaleb]

"If you think you are too insignificant to affect change, try sleeping in the same room as a mosquito." The Dhali llama.

When asked what he thought of Western Civilization, Mahatma Ghandi replied, "I think it would be an excellent idea!"

"If you must kill a man, it costs you nothing to be polite about it." Winston Churchill

"The enemy is in front of us, behind us, to our left and to our right. They won't get away this time!" 'Chesty' Chesterson.

[Robair]

"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?" - Calvin and Hobbes

[Tyler_1]

"Not if I see you first" - Several people I know.

[Tyler_1]

"Maaayyyyybeeeeee" - WDHx3